my partner got a black eye at MMA today and I smoke cigarettes so weβre going as a very low effort Tyler and Marla
I am keeping my guard up SO high but everyone at my job says our boss is really mean. whenever Im like βoh Iβll text her about thatβ theyre like βdo not do that, she hates thatβ and Iβm like weβre literally texting about eyeliner right now. SO scared itβs a trick like last time!!
I kinda have a theory that people arenβt used to women TELLING them to do something, theyβre used to them asking, the engrained βno worries if not!β so what comes off as bitchy is actually just managerial communication. or maybe I am just a special angel, who could say
almost just went fucking off on some guy doing kissy sounds at me until he said βhere kitty kitty!!β to the cat
man I love working with my friends and making new ones. my first shop down here is known as one of the worst, so the last one felt like luxury, but in comparison I was being treated really badly!!
thereβs a conference of 5000 union workers in town so the shop has been full of them all day and Iβve gotten to talk labor rights all day, itβs been so sick
while I was smoking outside, a woman went βdo you live here?β and I said βthis city?β and she went βyes, weβve been swarmed by tourists this week and you donβt look like oneβ and then told me all about the local gossip
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just went to the aquarium and saw an epaulette shark and my mom said βoh my god are those its eyes?!β duped, i fear, by quite literally one of the oldest tricks in the book
I had only heard about the klineβs because streamer drama would leak into my feed, but I just watched some of their most popular clips, and is this not just a show of the most boring people talking about absolutely nothing? and then people send them money? like a lot?
I really like my coworkers and I really like my manager, but Iβm trying to not get too excited about it since I was burned so bad before! I thought we were all friends at the last shop too, and that was the demise of olβ Scout! gotta be vigilant!!
Timmy Jackpots and big Reno busting out the classic move βbicycleβ @renofaust @crulge








