Motoring

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I like cars.

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As we speak, some dude in Dubai is trying to special order one of these from Mercedes with eight wheels. caranddriver.com/reviews/mer…

Exclusive picture of the new Maserati Evantra supercar.

BMW has M. Mercedes has AMG. Porsche has Porsche.

Jaguar’s M5 killer comes with a fucking Evo wing. I’m guessing the giant “shocker” sticker is optional. caranddriver.com/news/2014-j…

When I got in my car this morning, the inside smelled like farts. But not *my* farts. The CIA is fucking with me.

We, as a species, have finished the VW GTI. It’s done. Leave it alone. Perfectly fine as it is. Or as it was 5 years ago. Or 10 years ago.

If the Porsche Panamera was a fighter in Mike Tyson's Punch Out, it would definitely be Bald Bull.

OK found a good looking sedan: Chrysler 300. John Varvatos Edition. WTF WTF caranddriver.com/reviews/201…

Are there any long wheelbase sedans on the market that look good right now? I think the S Class comes closest, but it’s ancient.

Mini has lost its way since its brilliant reboot a decade ago. All the cars are shit now.

At a glance, I can distinguish the turbo Panamera from the base model. I HAVE NO IDEA HOW I ACQUIRED THIS SKILL AND I AM EMBARRASSED BY IT.

Ford continues its unrelenting tour of awesomeness, in all things great and small. caranddriver.com/reviews/201…

Helped a friend remove and install a headliner on his Subaru Outback. Twelve brutal hours.

In love: caranddriver.com/news/2014-p…

That Subaru/Scion coupe is so hot! I want to take it to the bone zone.

Look at how easy it is to take the engine out of a Porsche 911. youtube.com/watch?v=3Mc4BD3n…