just a mouse with some imaginary friends. we like natural science, abstract math, ancient history, and stuff.

Joined September 2022
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Spoiler alert: NO!
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This guy is the alpha male we keep hearing maga talk about? Holy fuck 😂😂😂
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I’d rather drink old stagnant pond water than be asked to share a fun fact about myself in front of a group
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🌧️☕
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Friday we posted the video about the guy’s @Tesla saving him from prison… 4 days and 8M views later, the cop has now been fired.
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poor damn fools paying for verification to get 0 engagement when you could just be ignored for free like the rest of us
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"LIKE A BENTHIC BRITNEY SPEARS"
Animal of the Day: Yeti Crab! Not a crab, not yet a lobster! Like a benthic Britney Spears, this crustacean hits rock bottom and dances for her dinner! These pop stars of the deep sometimes (species-dependent) farm bacteria on their own bodies for their next meal.
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These quotes will be a liability when they attempt to prosecute anyone
Trump's Attorney General Todd Blanche: There was this misperception that there's this 'separation' and 'independence' between the Department of Justice and the White House and everybody likes to accuse me of not suffering from independence. I don't. I work for President Trump.
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Inflation, gas and grocery prices were lower under Biden
JD Vance on the economy: "You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"
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The Bornean sun bear (H. m. euryspilus) is the smallest bear species. Located at the "Bornean Sun Bear Conservation Centre"
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Both Google and Bing search engines quit showing animated GIFs in their image searches and the search feature on Tenor website fails to find stuff I am looking for even when using exact keywords on Tenor. Google's AI says to use Tenor: total failure. X's GIF selector is also fail
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Concerned residents packed the Utah County Planning Commission meeting on Tuesday after it unanimously approved a widely unpopular data center ordinance without allowing public comment. Police quickly moved on concerned residents – including swarming one young woman, dragging her out of the room, and slamming her onto the ground. The woman was left with a concussion and a bruised and swollen jaw. She spent the night in the ER after being released from jail. An emergency rally was called for Wednesday in response to the brutality. Community members are demanding the termination, arrest, and prosecution of the offending officer – identified as Phil Crawford.
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Loser, creep, chud.
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Replying to @PollyVinyl1
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"I moved on him like a bitch. I didn't even ask. I just gave him an Arnold Palmer. They let you do it when you're a star."
Canada Hates Trump@AntiTrumpCanadaOct 21
Hey folks, it’s only a matter of time before he’s gonna talk about sucking a big fat cock. Stay tuned.
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I’m not sure which GOP midterm messages are resonating the most with voters. Is it A) The titanic didn’t turn around in a day? B) Amy Actons mother still supports her pedophile husband and republicans should listen to her C) That candidate has a nice ass D) I might be corrupt, let a pedophile go free had numerous affairs but Talarico may not eat BBQ. Which one made you instantly go vote republican?
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Got drunk last night and woke up in some weird building. Can’t find the way out.
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vegetarian indian food is awesome because its dirt cheap, it keeps well overnight, is still tasty when reheated in the microwave, AND LITERALLY ALL OF THEIR SPICES HAVE ANTIVIRAL PROPERTIES bahji, samosas, paneer, and humus with mint & tamarind chutneys
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Dear yall I will have heart bypass surgery Friday Nov 6 I will enter hospital the 5th Meanwhile I am home
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