Marcus Pepperell

Unsinkable common sense

Newly sprayed on the gas supply to my house..

Delighted Bethnal Green road guy: "What a glorious day! See what I mean about this weed? It just takes the er, takes the... hate off"

@dantract @jameslovage @jhamsonjr don't play if you can't pay yo

@dantract @jameslovage @jhamsonjr I put three hotels on Clopton bridge. Deal with that sh--

Skimmed milk is a farce

Uber driver has two phones up AND a GPS screen built into his dashboard. It feels like the future. If everyone is always lost in the future

fierce 🔥🔥

@culcul71 hey, sorrrry so slow . YEAH we'll be playing new songs real soon - as soon as we have new gigs in fact! By India, for sure

Pomegranate, you are a stupid, ugly fruit and I won't be lightly spanking out your seeds again any time soon

Just overheard a Jack the Ripper tour guide shouting "feculent matter" at his audience as part of his retelling. Give em what they want, bud

Out of clean clothes so I'm wearing an old Halloween costume round the house

Woah thanks for all the birthday messages. You guys rule x

@culcul71 hey Derek, all going great thanks. Sorry, sort of top secret so can't talk any details but hopefully sooooon

When you look at the sky in a poetic kind of way, you know when you grope for luna

Love these writing tips from George Saunders lit.konundrum.com/features/s…

Accidental double-concentrate Robinsons squash fever dream

Heartbreaking search results on Cadbury website

Scenic route

This is a photo of slash and ozzy. Life is over. Believe!