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No Cetaphil, no Cerave, no La roche posay no Eucein in sight, aowa chomi you’re lying 😂🤚🏾
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Go to LinkedIn.
My coworker takes a full hour for lunch every day, and last week someone told her, "Must be nice."
She walks out at 12:30 and comes back at 1:30. Everyone else eats at their desks with one hand on the mouse.
She didn't argue. She just smiled and said, "It is nice."
The next morning, a calendar invite went out to all 40 of us...
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Not to sound ungrateful, but this salary just doesn’t excite me. Ake gole sharpo.
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Milk and Cookies had us panic buying Olivia Dean tickets yesterday, only for tickets to become available again today, starting from Phase 1 😭🤬😤





































