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Pretoria, South Africa
Joined February 2021
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today an LLB graduate was born 🤺🤪
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ayyy lantsss
Unfortunately I will stop talking to you for something like not answering calls/texts when I need you because I’m a doctor and I can. You’re not busier than me in the busy olympics
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Uvele ukhumbule umuntu ongasakfuni. Yazi ama feeling ayasbanga iscefe
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Consumerism
Please get the CROCS wipes🥺.
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I don’t think I’m asking for much: - A paid up apartment - A paid up car - R500k in investments and savings 🕯️🕯️🕯️
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Mna no Oomf bam siyazithanda indaba😭anibanintsi kwesi space!
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hehe how are we gonna run the country 😁
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“mntasekhaya umntana wakokwenu uyagula”😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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no man gals. sanubamuncu for free
A look at Nana Mshumpela explaining her dodgy business of sub-letting apartments for Nigerian men in Cape Town; South Africa.
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No Cetaphil, no Cerave, no La roche posay no Eucein in sight, aowa chomi you’re lying 😂🤚🏾
What R3k gets you at Clicks 😭
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girls our personal beefs will have to pause 😔 we have a common nut case coming for all of us
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inga makayeke iimbiza ahoye thina😔
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😭😭😭💎
Hi Lesego, DM me Bongani’s address so we can meet in the presence of amaphoyisa 🤭
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I be having two milestones at work 1. Lunch 2. Leaving
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Family izofika njani eNigeria?😔
Niyigeneration engafuni kusiwe ityala kulo tata womntana xa nimithi. Niyasilahla isintu💔
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Go to LinkedIn.
My coworker takes a full hour for lunch every day, and last week someone told her, "Must be nice." She walks out at 12:30 and comes back at 1:30. Everyone else eats at their desks with one hand on the mouse. She didn't argue. She just smiled and said, "It is nice." The next morning, a calendar invite went out to all 40 of us...
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Not to sound ungrateful, but this salary just doesn’t excite me. Ake gole sharpo.
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bafazi, what are we wearing for Olivia Dean? 🥹🥹
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comments why uzicimile😭
😭😭😭😭❤️
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Milk and Cookies had us panic buying Olivia Dean tickets yesterday, only for tickets to become available again today, starting from Phase 1 😭🤬😤
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Cheating Allegations from a springbok player a year before the rugby World Cup? We are defending the Webb Ellis Trophy once again man
Sacha Feinberg-Mngomezulu is cheating on his girlfriend Sarah Langa with Robyn Mia Peters.
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