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Centretown / Town Centre
Joined April 2009
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this blue wave is ridiculous THEY EVEN FLIPPED BRITISH COLUMBIA
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Final prediction for the midterms
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Funny thing. You might assume from the map that the mass of Canada's population was ~one time zone further west than the US's. It's the other way around: the US centroid (in MO) is about 15° west of Canada's (Newmarket, ON)
As of today until March 14, the North American time zone map looks like this. 🌎
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In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions may be made to: Johns Hopkins Alzheimer’s Disease Research Center Fund    alzresearch.org/giving/ Alzheimer’s Foundation of America Caregiver Resources     alzfdn.org/donate/ Photo Credit: Tommy Garcia
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Poppy discourse going around, so just an FYI the Canadian Legion now sells actual hard poppy pins with backs you can order from Amazon for under 5 bucks and avoid the annual struggle with the velvet and straight pin ones.
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I'm very very sad tonight. I just learned that Stephen Biesty passed away in 2024 at 63... He is one of my favorite artist. Rest in peace.
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What if the referendum results are in Jagmeet’s bag
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Jagmeet Singh on an Ottawa sidewalk, boxed in against his Mercedes by an angry crowd. What's in the bag Jagmeet, they cry. We're all sick of not knowing what's in the bag. Jagmeet's face is stony, his turban glowing under the photographer's lamps in brilliant magenta. With immense dignity, as if there is no mob, he bends to the red Nike duffel, unzips. The crowd bays anxiously as Jagmeet reaches, grasps. It's another Jagmeet! A miniature Jagmeet, a squirming baby with his same fierce face and pink turban. The crowd is chastened, stunned. The big Jagmeet begins to cradle the little Jagmeet, soothing him. He looks now to the crowd, plaintive. Sighs of relief, chastened applause. Baby Jagmeet is laughing. The tension has dissolved. A few minutes after yesterday's release
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I have looked in the bag that was stolen by Jagmeet and which you had probably seen just minutes after yesterday's release forgive me it's full of secrets so mysterious and so bold
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An absolutely wild update from Turkiye: “After building a columnist persona in the Canadian press, he upped his game. [Robson] contacted foreign newsrooms to run operations on Canadian-Moroccan businessman Hicham Jerando and one former Moroccan high-ranking intelligence officer, Mehdi Hijaouy.” turkiyetoday.com/world/exclu…?
The alleged "Daniel Robson" mentioned in this story appears to have published multiple bylines with @TheHubCanada, which is presumably one of the "other bylines" Perreaux most likely found when searching online.
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Sit down Saturday.
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If you are reporting or commenting on the Deng-Bush meeting, which occurred in February 1989, please identify the Chinese leader as the Honorary President of the Chinese Contract Bridge Association and not as “paramount leader.” Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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If I was in BC I would vote Green simply because their leader is smokin hot
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Canadian politics: The Liberal Party have gained another 1% in the polls, now they are polling at 152% BC politics subplot:
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HISTORIC SELL OUT IN KARUIZAWA Never before has a ticketed 🎟️ draw sold out at the Karuizawa International until now. An historic packed house this afternoon for exceptional curling with spots in the @grandslamcurl on the line. Outstanding atmosphere here in Japan.
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We have been preparing for this moment for a long time.
no one paid much attention when this article came out, but now we're suddenly concerned
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DonghaiとDonghaeとTōkaiを提案する
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Arrived in Canada. Canada has been and remains one of our closest partners. We value all the support from Canadians and the decisions that help Ukraine stand strong and protect our people. Important meetings and agreements are planned that will shape our cooperation and solidify the already strategic level of our relationship for years to come. I will meet with Prime Minister @MarkJCarney. The main focus will be on supporting Ukraine in protecting our skies and preparing for the winter. We will discuss how to strengthen our resilience, support our people, and ensure that Ukraine has the capabilities it needs to defend itself. The First Lady has a meeting planned with philanthropists who support Ukraine. She will also visit Canadian equivalents of Ukraine’s “Schools of Superheroes.” Thank you to everyone who stands with Ukraine.
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i am once again thinking about my friend's taiwanese mom who, shortly after gaining citizenship, got her first jury summons just a few minutes into voir dire they asked her what she thought the penalty for shoplifting should be and she said "death." they sent her home
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