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Dan Laws

@mrdanlaws

Mostly NUFC obsessed, Investor & Director at Seed Investments Ltd, Former co-owner at Kelway (now CDW)

 London
Joined May 2009
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I own pretty much every single Apple product, including the HomeView that arrived yesterday. Siri is an appalling mess of delay and confusion. The Apple security policies are largely incompatible with an automated voice assistant and the implementation in HomeView is somehow even worse !
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Well I don’t want to over react so I’ll just say that was the poorest home #nufc performance for a long time !
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This was pure happiness. Take me back 😭
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Today marks 29 years since the greatest football management game of all time was released. Championship Manager 97/98. Nothing else compares.
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If you can’t defend and can’t create chances, then the outcome is inevitable #nufc
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The thing I’m most grateful to Elon for is bringing back an age of wonder and excitement to humanity. That was jaw-dropping awesome! Screams and mouths wide open in the audience. Nuts.
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Roadster teapaw.org/i/broadcasts/1yKAPwNgg…
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What the flying FUCK did I just watch?
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Elon Musk
@elonmuskOct 16
Turns out the future does have flying cars
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Man City haven’t ruined football. Man City haven’t ruined the premier league. Football and the Premier league has been ruined by a handful of teams who have too much say as to how the league is run. It’s been ruined by the Anti Competitive rules that have been put in place
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New Siri is so frustrating .. why on earth do I have to unlock my phone to check the time of my alarm, or even turn it off ! #apple
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@talkSPORTOct 5
❌ Simon: "The rules are wrong... they were concocted by the [traditional big clubs]!" 😤 Martin: "The rules were brought in for a reason!" Simon Jordan and Martin Keown clash over #MCFC's potential punishment and the Premier League's owner funding rules! 🔥

Simon Jordan and Martin Keown clash over Man City and PL rules!

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BREAKING: The Manchester City judgment is OUT. You can read it here. premierleague.com/en/news/47…
Premier League Statement: Manchester City FC

Premier League Statement: Manchester City FC

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Pete Davey
@davez2010Sep 28
Mark Goldbridge is absolutely right. Newcastle and Villa are not going to challenge for the Premiere League…. Not because we are not good enough to, but because the rules done allow us to 🤷🏾‍♂️ #NUFC ⚫️⚪️ #AVFC
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MCFC World@MCFCworldSep 26
Imagine a game of Monopoly… You join halfway through with wads of cash. The other players already have hotels everywhere. Then they create a new rule: you can only spend what your existing properties generate. That’s Financial Fair Play. #mcfc #cfc #avfc #nufc @henrywinter
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ESPN NL
@ESPNnlJul 9
𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐄𝐄𝐋: Deze piepjonge Sean Steur vertrekt 7 jaar later naar Newcastle United 👀 🔗 espn.nl/voetbal/artikel/_/id…
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Francis@FrancisChippSep 20
Marcus Rashford looks about as interested in playing for Manchester United as Lewis Hall was.
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We are delighted to announce the signing of Matias Fernandez-Pardo for an undisclosed fee. The 21-year-old Belgium international forward joins on a long-term contract and becomes the club's eight first team arrival of a transformative summer transfer window. 🙌🇧🇪
Fernandez-Pardo in black and white.

ALT Fernandez-Pardo in black and white.

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He eats Paella, he drinks Estrella .. #nufc
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'This is a church to Kevin Keegan' 🥹🤍 Moving pre-match scenes at St. James' Park as Newcastle and Liverpool come together to pay tribute to King Kev. 📻 @bbcjohnmurray & Pat Nevin #BBCFootball #NEWLIV #NUFC #LFC
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Interesting today to see @Joewillock spending 10 minutes prior to coming on warming up 1:1 with one of the coaching team, came on, scored a minute later #nufc
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