Mr Grumpy Bastard

What IDIOT leaves their case unattended in a major airport to get a coffee???? @glasgowairport #stupid #glasgowairport #askingforit #starbucks

When you spend an entire flight with the elbows of the passenger next to you, digging you in the ribs... Wanker. #breathsmellstoo

Facebook's "People you know" section should be renamed, "People you know, but probably hate". #facebook

Your driving reminds me of a shit I once had. CRAP! #getofftheroad

Bloody sun is too bright. #pissoff

Women. You can't live with them and you can't live with them.

Got myself a pet cat @itsthegrumpycat miserable little fucker.

Tell me why I don't like Mondays? #geldoff

#TheMostAnnoyingThingsInLife People.

Shit happens. I mean look at your face!

Oh yes! I can now moan about people at work behind their back! facebook.com/SpottedatWork #spotted

It's been proven that complainers live longer. Although that means I'll have to spend more of my life dealing with idiots!

Monday morning traffic. Piss off!

Back to bloody work tomorrow. Pisses me right off, every Monday morning without fail, work want me in. Bastards. Where's their humanity?!

I really really fecking hate the expression "nom nom nom". 😖🔫

Getting up in the mornings when it's still dark was invented by the Devil!

#iHateHowPeople breath. Breathing pisses me off. Stop breathing you bastards!

Valen-fucking-tines Day you can suck my dick all day. It's cost me fortune... and for what?!

#ThingsYouShouldntDo Piss me off.

Wearers of UGG Boots... Pick your fucking feet up!