co-founder @MProfit - powering family offices since 2009 | OG co-founder @ShaadiDotCom | professional car spotter/stalker

Mumbai
Joined February 2008
Over the past few months I’ve come to realize I don’t get star struck but I definitely get car struck
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Tell me you’re in Japan, without telling me you’re in Japan
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So so true…
I’ve said it a hundred times - the biggest reason why Indian cities look so bad at ground level is an absence of proper pavements. *It causes air pollution *It prevents pedestrian movement *It encourages littering *It ruins the country’s image. Why can’t we build and maintain proper pavements? Why can’t we fix the problem across the nation in mission mode?
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This is me EVERY SINGLE TIME I see a video of a 911 on X
Replying to @LaceeLume1
This baby's reaction to tasting ice-cream for the first time is everything ❤️❤️😍
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LOL….I’m moved to India in 2005 to launch one of the first algo funds trading in commodities
BLOOMBERG REPORTS RETAIL INVESTORS WHO LOST MONEY TRADING STOCK OPTIONS IN INDIA ARE NOW MOVING INTO COMMODITY DERIVATIVES, JOINING PROFESSIONAL HIGH-SPEED TRADERS IN THIS NEW TRADING SPACE.
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I think I just found your Halloween costume @pitdesi
Vive la France 🇫🇷🫠
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Can't wait for the next podcast episode from @eMudhra Zero Trust has a whole new meaning. emudhra.com/en-in/podcasts
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LOL PHP
Fucking PHP It’s always fucking PHP
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The Cullinan makes an appearance
US Secretary of State Marco Rubio Arrives in Jamnagar deshgujarat.com/2026/10/21/u…
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I’m a 911 fan but after renting a Tesla Model S Plaid it just blew my mind
I drive a Porsche 911 daily, and never thought I'd consider a @Tesla. Until now. I just ordered a Model Y Performance. Here's why.
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Everyone's quoting Jio's numbers ahead of tomorrow's IPO. 524M users, ₹30,213 cr issue, ₹10.3 lakh cr valuation. My Jio moment was simpler. An office Wi-Fi went down and for the first time, EVERYONE said "arre, use my hotspot." What was yours? celestri.org/2026/10/20/my-j…
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Prolly true
You’re not depressed, you just need a Porsche GT3-RS
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Manish R. Jain retweeted
Lots of people are asking where the haze over Mumbai is coming from, and nobody seems to have a good answer. Let me try. First, this isn’t surprising. October usually means an AQI of 110 to 140 in Mumbai, and that’s been true for most years since 2020, which is as far back as my data goes. See Fig 1. It gets worse in November and peaks in January. What you actually need to understand is where that high number comes from. US AQI is the air quality index used by the EPA, the US environmental agency. It looks at six pollutants. It turns each pollutant’s level into a score from 0 to 500 using a fixed table of cutoffs, and the highest of those scores becomes the AQI. The cutoffs are different for each pollutant, and they can change. The EPA made the PM2.5 cutoffs stricter in 2024. India has its own index, the National AQI from the CPCB, and its cutoffs are bullshit. PM2.5 at 60 µg/m³ is “Satisfactory” on the Indian scale and “Unhealthy” on the US scale. Whatever app you use, check which AQI it’s showing you. Now, why does Mumbai have haze, and why is the AQI so high? It’s PM2.5. Look at the orange line in Fig 2. PM2.5 is nasty stuff. The particles are fine enough to go deep into your lungs and fuck them up. It mostly comes from burning things, e.g., waste, vehicle exhaust, and industry. It’s mostly not from construction, which mainly produces the coarser PM10. Fig 3 shows PM10 falling and PM2.5 not falling. Last winter PM10 was the lowest it’s been, and the new construction dust rules probably helped with that. PM2.5 went up anyway. The haze you see isn’t a good guide. Fine particles do scatter light, and humid, cooler air makes the haze thicker. But you can have heavy haze without much pollution, and you can have high PM2.5 with a clear sky. Trust a monitor, not the view out your window. Sadly there’s no easy way to protect yourself from PM2.5. Your best bets are a well-fitted N95 mask outdoors and an air purifier at home. If someone is burning stuff near your place, that’s a big part of your problem, so shut the windows on that side. Oh, and by the way, this probably isn’t because Mumbai has more cars. Fig 4 plots the growth in vehicles over the last few years against PM2.5. More cars have given us an NO2 problem, but they don’t explain the swings in particulate matter. The main cause seems to be somewhere else. Find out where things are being burned.
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Suprised that @Ferrari has launched 2 new dealerships in India - one in Chennai and other one in what the fu…
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Through this incident, I learned there is a subtle but very big difference between the terms lawyer and attorney.
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LOL, what a day to announce this
Mission S. Authentic. Consistent. Timeless. A glimpse into the future - shaped by our heritage. Mid-engine architecture. A focus on the driver and the driving experience. Call it a love letter.
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