ALT Title page of Monster Rally, by Chas. Addams, published by Simon and Schuster, New York. The words are written on a series of banners, leading to a big top circus tent.

ALT Side view of Morticia Addams sitting at a desk. She is writing a letter with a feathered quill pen. “Dearest: how I wish you were here with me now to see how lovely our little garden has become! The black nightshade is in full bloom, and the death camass we planted last fall is coming along beautifully. The henbane seems to have shut up overnight. You will be glad to know that the dwarf’s hair was not affected by the dry spell, as we feared, after all. A myriad delightful little slugs have appeared, as if from nowhere, on the rotten stump by the belladonna patch, and this morning I noticed snake eggs hatching by the pool. Do finish up that business, darling, and hurry home.”

ALT A middle-aged woman wearing a bathing suit is running along a sandy beach, looking up anxiously and shouting. In front of her we can see on the sand, the shadow of an enormous bird carrying a man in its huge jaws. She is shouting, “George! George! Drop the keys!“