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Joined June 2009
Is Stephen Warnock from Paraguay?
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How can Reece have forgotten he was stood at the picture with Rachel and Stephen and they basically asked him to go away? #TheTraitors
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Said with a straight face that Chelsea, Spurs and Utd coaches get a free pass off the media 🤣
Replying to @PedroGak
Context to the tweet I’m not comparing their situations directly. Chelsea, Spurs, United all gone through numerous coaches and have spent much more than Arteta in that time and get a free pass off the media. Their trophies only covering up cracks
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Gary Neville desperate to rip on Utd and spunk in his pants when Maddison plays a long ball.
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As a fitting way to round off 2024 I'll now be resharing all the c*nts I've drawn this year. Ready?
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So what’s the plan now the top reds can’t blame Ten Hag and Rashford? #MUNBOU
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But…but…Van de Ven is so fast #BRITOT
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This ref needs his betting accounts investigated. Itching to send a Utd player off. #AVLMUN
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Benfica somehow managed to get nearly 200m for Enzo and Darwin Nunez. Must have Derren Brown doing their negotiating #CHEMCI
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THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT was released 25 years ago today. One of the most influential horror movies of its generation, and made on a shoestring budget, the making of story will have you scared to close your eyes… 1/38
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There’s a reason he’s not allowing comments 🤣🤣🤣
Marc Guehi has been outstanding.
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Your silence is deafening Georgie boy. Not quite so smug now?
I’m not fussy about how I take my apologies United fans… #MUFC
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Did Enzo start a fight to mask doing shit all else again? #SHUCHE
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Hope Jon Moss will come in after and apologise for that joke of a pen. #WOLMUN
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Who’s getting the blame for this then? The refs? The PGMOL? It’s never Arsenals fault after all. #FULARS
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Rashford raises hand in frustration - McCoist “id be having a word, we don’t like to see that” Emery has a tantrum at the side of the pitch - McCoist “yep, that’s how it makes you feel” #MUNAVL
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Nunez trying to mask having an awful game by getting the meatheads onside at the end…
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“You ask for consistency and there it is” Dermot Gallagher - Sep 25th 2023 Was Rodri's red card justified? skysports.com/ipad/liveArtic…
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What’s the difference between the Arsenal pen and the one Utd didn’t get? Dermot - blank face, doesn’t answer question. No one mentions it again. Brilliant, insightful stuff Will Jon Moss apologise? #refwatch
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Reminder - all the Twitter tacticos did their best to drive De Gea out the club and insisted anyone who didn’t want Onana “didn’t know ball” and now they’re trying to say they never wanted Onana in the first place 🤣 #BAYMAN
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