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Joined August 2010
Loser #Jaguars fans acted like asshats the entire game hahaha! Choke on it! – at Massachusetts, USA
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It's 2018. I haven't lost any weight. – at Salisbury, MA
Having a very @LtJoeKenda Christmas! #HomicideHunter @carlmarino1 @IDAddictUSA – at Massachusetts, USA
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It's "is that a tick, or an age spot," season! #spring – at Massachusetts, USA
If I ever get rich, I'm calling my female friends my "meno-squad." #middleage #menopause #whatshappeningtomybody #besties – at Massachusetts, USA
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Colleen McCauley retweeted
@projectrunwaycasting S16-we're getting going! #designers #fashion 👗❤@heidiklum @TimGunn @Zac_Posen @ninagarcia
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At this point, if someone tells me I smell like onions, I'm going to take it as a compliment. #iloveyouonions – at Massachusetts, USA
Not gonna lie, I just said goodnight to my steak dinner leftovers! #carnivoregirrrl #blessed – at Massachusetts, USA
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Now that it's light out later, I guess it doesn't matter that I stayed in bed until noon! #daylightsavings – at Massachusetts, USA
It's colder than dead Jack Dawson out there! #brrr #Titanic – at Massachusetts, USA
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Colleen McCauley retweeted
I know tonight at 2AM is 'spring forward'. But does anyone know what day/time we get to go back to writing jokes about things besides Trump?
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Gotta be honest Not a fan of second winter! 👎 – at Massachusetts, USA
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When your razor is dull, and now your armpits look like you ran a vacuum over them. #wasteoftime – at Massachusetts, USA
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How much money do you have? xitter.cf/JuddApatow/status/8391… – at Massachusetts, USA
I get the feeling my mom would consider herself to be a real failure if I didn't end up with at least half of her health issues!!! – at Fitchburg, MA
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Peri-menopause means going from Nair hair remover to Round up weed killer... – at Fitchburg, MA
PSYCHED for @LeahRemini show tonight! 20+ years after TRYING to recruit, still being nearly stalked! Bring them DOWN! #scientology #cult – at Massachusetts, USA
You know that kind of snapping sound you hear when your house is settling? That's my knees now... #middleage – at Massachusetts, USA
Did I win??? – at Massachusetts, USA
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