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#Writer, publisher, actor, and teacher of writing and literature. Opinions my own. MA, MFA. #Tharrett

Boston, Amherst, Montreal
Joined May 2010
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Wow! Looks like I just got one of the first @realdonaldtrump signed bills in circulation! Great work @whitehouse, @fbidirectorkash #redacted #epstein #trump #maga #FBI !!!! WOO!
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I was loved. I was cared for. That was the ultimate threat.
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Well, #kindle has only been tracking since early 2018, but reminding me how much I’ve read over the past 8 years ( just talking digital #books here) is still neat. What’s this in pages? Heartbeats? The lives of others, expanded empathy, or a life lived genuinely in books?
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100/10 😭
“You can’t take a picture of this, it’s already gone.” One of the most haunting final lines in television.
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“Rosebud…..”
He's been rambling incoherently for 50 minutes straight. Right now he's talking about mental institutions and how his mom once told him he could be a great baseball player. He's completely gone.
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Schrodinger’s Cream: if there’s that paper circle thing on the sour cream below the foil, you immediately insert your spoon and screw it up and make a mess. If there’s no paper circle, you examine it first and never see one.
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Oop.
One month ago, two Republican board members caught Ryan Walters watching porn in his office.
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Sometimes friends like @eddyportnoy visit you through a mail slot.
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Pretty wild - they all wrote about how people like Trump with unlimited power destroy civilization. The irony is insane.
Trump: Shakespeare, Tolkien, Orwell… incredible people. Unbelievable people like we have rarely seen before, probably won't see again.
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One thing is clear: if you have to control, you’re completely out of control. The results are the proof.
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Put your hand inside the puPpEt HEAD
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Please Russia, release it all, we beg you.
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