molly retweeted
Unfortunately I am a beautiful woman with terminal Boyfriend Brain and I really need to let you know some trivia about a band that nobody cares about and show you a movie that sucks shit. It’s hard for us.
it takes a very advanced kind of whiteness to be surrounded by both a hot bath and extreme cold and still have 0 color in your cheeks
i worked at a hotel restaurant in college and one morning a man rushed in and said “can you please make a hot tea? my scottish MIL is visiting and shes particular” and then his eyes drifted slowly up to the balcony and a very old woman wrapped in a blanket was scowling down at us
playing kh1 on pc feels wrong. this game was made purely to be played while sitting on the floor looking up at a shitty crt tv
molly retweeted
Replying to @ItsRothsteinAlt
2004: The candidate was too enthusiastic while taking and said “yaaa!”—he is too unstable to be president.
2026: Ok…so what that the president made a picture of himself as Jesus saying he was going to nuke another country—do you have TDS or something?
molly retweeted
friend sent me this screenshot from the H3 subreddit and i cannot stop laughing lmoooo





























