Me. Ow

McConnell says national abortion ban ‘possible’?! I will never understand why ANYONE WITHOUT A UTERUS thinks they are allowed to decide how those with use them. It’s absolutely time for all old, white men to get out of politics. #diealready thehill.com/news/senate/3480…

cnn.com/2022/05/06/politics/… - your job isn’t to control us you fucking moron, it’s to protect us. Feeling bullied means you know that your choices don’t represent the country they represent your personal opinion. #getanewjob #diealready

Literally shocked to see TJO doing ANYTHING-due to their lack of effort our neighborhood continues to be overrun by stray cats & we’ve been forced to trap & take them to the vet ourselves. “TJO responds to report of dumped dog in Holyoke”westernmassnews.com/2022/03/…

I hope all the idiots in my neighborhood who have been shooting off illegal fireworks for MONTHS lose hands tonight.

So. We moved our compost pile to a new location that is not the middle of our yard. Now. Randomly. Tomatoes are growing in the old compost pile. We did not plant them. #gardeningisgreat #lifefindsaway

Sorry friends who support them - “air purifiers” are a gimmick, a rip-off, and a sham.

Accurate representation of me and my cat. #CatsOfTwitter #masklife

Honestly, can anyone explain to me what the hell is going on with Ted Cruz, current advocate for free speech?! 🤣🤣 I just feel like stay at home orders have made him go completely off the deep end.

Too bad the morons making this list apparently never watched Lady & The Tramp (instead including Aristocats in the list.) and I see we skipped over Song of The South... I just can’t support the, “I don’t like it so I won’t show it to my kids” concept. apple.news/A8eVUOL1dR8mjBKLo…

Hey @_shitmariasays, @newwavebabe_, @DelanaTweets - weird question: did you ACTUALLY get you @cruelworldfest tickets yet? Like, the email? I've asked a couple other people, non of us seems to ACTUALLY have tickets in hand.... #notfreakingoutoranything

Sick to death of entitlement; why would we do work for you for free? Why would you EXPECT us to? Also sick of people expecting their jobs to be done for them. Why is everyone so fucking lazy?

Tattoo client has the balls to say, “girlfriend metal” like 10 times & blabbers on about how those are the bands you take your gf to because she “can’t handle metal” - BEFORE talking about how he still listens to Stained. #saythatonemoretime #pitgirl

How do people not know how to send emails? … I hate everyone.

How pathetic is your life when your position on GOT is, “I hated the last season so much, I wish I’d never watched *any* of the show.”? How about: “I enjoyed this series greatly, except for this particular bit, but I got so much overall joy that I can’t complain.” #dramallamas

“It’s _so unfair_ that you want to be paid for work you completed at my request.” - seemingly all of our clients this month. #agencylife #workproblems

Hosting a webinar with a migraine - best I can ask for right now is that I don’t have to mute myself to vomit.

Oh the irony of waiting for 5+ seconds for a webpage about site performance to load. #nerdlife

Client: “Confirming my appointment is at 2pm.” Me: “It’s at 3pm.” Client: “Right. 2pm.” Me:…. #shoplife

Client: “can you fix the formatting on this thing I did-it should be centered?” Me: logs in, accidentally deletes thing client wanted fixed. Client: “when will our PM be back from vacation? you’re the worst.” (To be fair, they didn’t say that last part, I’m sure they thought it.)