Tv writer/Poker Player - not always in that order. Some heroes wear hoodies.

Fortress Of Saltitude
Joined October 2011
On my way to Bay 101 for @WPT Stabbing Star.
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Isn't this why they hand you sleep masks in first class?
ALERT: Woman claims that a man was watching porn and masturbating in first class while on a flight out of California. The woman was on a United Airlines red-eye flight from San Diego to Newark and says she specifically booked first class so she could sleep on the plane, but shortly after takeoff, she noticed something out of the corner of her eye. The man next to her was allegedly watching porn on his phone while making stroking motions underneath his blanket. “I was frozen. Horrified…I’m essentially trapped in the window seat. I would have to climb over him because he’s got his seat fully reclined in order to get out.” The woman told a flight attendant, who didn't offer to switch seats until after she texted some friends and requested to move. When the plane landed, the woman said police did not confront the man at the gate, and she was not told to contact the FBI unit until several days later, when she spoke to United customer service. United offered her $1,000 in travel credits or 50,000 miles, and she opted for the miles. United released a statement saying, “We take this issue seriously. We spoke with the customer and apologized for her experience. We have also banned the other person involved pending our investigation.” The FBI advises passengers to move seats, notify crew members, and, if you are a woman traveling alone, sit in an aisle seat.
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The Nathan Fielder/Elizabeth Holmes doc was wildly compelling but he really shoulda brought in a poker pro with him, woulda made it next level.
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Order food at the Bike brewery on a break, ask if the robot can deliver to my table in the tourney room. Cashier says (not trolling) "robot doesn't start until 7pm. "Say what?!"
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Poker tourneys are a wild addiction. I was randomly just looking at some 1500 wsop FT hendon from 2006 and didn't know any names and 6/9 had cashes in the last year (other 3 didn't make it past '09),
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Too rich to fold
Another stone bubble. 197 left/196 ITM Do you: A. Fold B. Shove C. Min/Fold D. Min/Call?
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Thanks, Jen! I think?
Catch my man @PhilLaak rocking the commentary booth today along with the ever acerbic @msalsberg. Should be good!
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Excited to hop in the booth for this one tomorrow with my partner in deranged theories @PhilLaak.
THIS JUST IN!!! Poker Legends @msalsberg and @PhilLaak will be blessing everyone’s ears in the Commentary Booth for @GmanPoker’s $50/100 NLH Game on Tuesday Oct. 6th 3:00PM PT on @BallyPokerLive and the @Bally__Sports APP!!! ENTERTAINMENT ON THE WAY! #poker #fyp #livestream
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SuperSalty retweeted
Joining me in the booth is @msalsberg (aka The Burglar!). Fun times!
Poker Legend @PhilLaak will be on the 🎙️ while @GmanPoker battles it out on the felt! Starting on Tuesday Oct. 6th 3PM PT on the @BallyPokerLive YouTube and Twitch Channels and the @Bally__Sports APP!!! Don’t miss a single second of the High Stakes Action!!! #poker #fyp #legends
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What a psycho this @DarrenRabbi is. Might be on to something @MattBlagg!
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SuperSalty retweeted
My wife got pregnant by another man. It's been a challenging 9 months knowing he's not my son but I'm so excited to raise him like my own. Here's 9 things it taught me about holding Ethereum: 👇
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This one deserved love but was probably too soon.
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Anyone else get woken up to this?
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If someone you're good friends with is doing something cruel to another friend (lying to them then gaslighting) for their own selfish reasons, would you stop being friends with them?
84%yes
16%no
209 votes • Final results
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Nothing like sitting on a park bench on a beautiful fall autumn day in NYC and getting a smile from a woman passing by and she's missing 3 teeth.
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The solver is a Bike reg from 2012.
This is RTA!! a solver feeding live frequencies @ACR_POKER! Same street, same action, instant GTO output before the player acts. This is using a solver during the hand against real people... If sites do not track and block this, it is just legalized cheating. It kills recreational games, flattens skill into whoever has the overlay open, and ruins the product for everyone else. If @ACR_POKER is not treating setups like this as RTA, they are letting it happen... xitter.cf/trenirus/status/210017…
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Feature table on wsop youtube day 3 super circuit main w @RealKidPoker. Don't be mean.
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PSA if ur coming to WSOPC in Montreal and renting a car at the airport give yourself an extra 7 hours and bring some xanax.
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Playing in a 5/10 nl home game. Utg (solid) limps 10, you make it 50 w kk in HJ. BB tighty goes 250 off 1200. Utg has 1k total and puts it all in. Back to us (1200 back).
71%Call
29%Fold
729 votes • Final results
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