Today’s TO-DO list:
Reinvent the wheel
Comment “fix later” in the security logic
Name a variable after an ex
Push to prod (later today of course)
Something works on the first try. You:
0%🥳 Celebrate
25%🕵️ Get suspicious
50%🧪Test it again
25%😶 Don’t touch anything
4 votes • Final resultsLife was simpler when…
☁️ “Cloud” was for the sky.
🐍 “Python” was just a snake.
💍 “Commit” was about marriage.
Coworker - "Hey, new glasses! They look good"
Me - "Thanks..."
My brain:
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
Me: "...THEY HELP ME C#"
Ready for a week of transformation?
If it's not on your calendar yet... what are you waiting for? 👀
#MicrosoftFrontier
The 3 stages of writing new code:
“This will be quick”
“Why is this harder than expected?”
“Don’t touch it. It works”
Corporate habits we're retiring:
"I hope this email finds you well.“
Emails after EOB.
Corporate habit we're keeping:
Mentioning Microsoft Frontier Transformation Week whenever we can.
A stronger security foundation starts with:
🔒 Protecting data
🛡️ Reducing risks
🧪 Testing continuously
✅ Building trust
