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what are you doing step bro

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Jack@GayLaVie10 Mar 2023
Rest in power, Senator McConnell
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It’s not guns that kill people it’s dogs that kill people
Daily Loud (@DailyLoud) profile pictureDaily Loud
@DailyLoud24 Jan 2023
Dog fatally shoots Kansas hunter in freak accident.
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Love you crazy girl
Pop Crave (@PopCrave) profile picturePop Crave
@PopCrave14 Jan 2023
The 11th track of Lana Del Rey’s new album is titled “Grandfather Please Stand On The Shoulders Of My Father While He’s Deep-Sea Fishing.”
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Mr. Holland's opus? More like Mr. Holland’s affair with his underage student
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I love eating poop
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Telling someone to stay home during a winter storm in this capitalist hell hole of a country is classist
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Trains have got to go
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then they should triple check laws and warrants before storming into places guns blazing… like they should be doing already…but they don’t… so now…
Daily Loud (@DailyLoud) profile pictureDaily Loud
@DailyLoud13 Dec 2022
A new Indiana state law lets citizens shoot police officers. The state now allows people to use deadly force to keep public servants from illegally entering their homes or cars. Police are not happy with the new law.
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I want this! In exchange I will provide one autographed nude picture
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Why is everyone watching this show if there is so much to complain about
Joanna No Banana (@JoannaNoBanana) profile pictureJoanna No Banana@JoannaNoBanana5 Dec 2022
Knowing that the Wednesday dance scene was filmed while the main character had covid really sours it for me. She woke up not feeling well and was waiting to get tested while filming instead of being allowed to rest while quarantining.
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Until it eats their face
Tansu Yegen (@TansuYegen) profile pictureTansu Yegen
@TansuYegen5 Dec 2022
This baby chimp was born with broken ribs, had pneumonia, and was abandoned by his own mother. A human couple raised him and showed him love. Today — this is how he reacts whenever he sees them. ♥♥
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I love seeing people in tribal print criticizing current fashion trends
Someone race me around the 465 loop
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The best thing about lush is I can fart around the whole store and no one would ever have a clue
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I’m more of a Minnesota girl
Terrible Maps (@TerribleMaps) profile pictureTerrible Maps
@TerribleMaps19 Nov 2022
Average jeans colour per US state
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Oh hell no
who’s afraid of lizzle old me (@lizb321) profile picturewho’s afraid of lizzle old me@lizb32116 Nov 2022
had the very sad thought that this might be the first tour Taylor’s going to look into a crowd and not everyone in front of her will know all the words 😕 and the eras tour of all of them.. this one was supposed to be one for the OGs
Today I discovered the sub genre Adult Alternative what the fuck is that
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