Foul mouth,dirty mind,writer. Lover of good grammar,food,tech,coffee&people. Published as Kat Watson. she/her
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I don’t mean to be dramatic, but there are an awful lot of men in polos sighing as though the life is being crushed out of them in business class today… are y’all okay?
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Not these folks at my pedicure lady telling her about ivermectin… Jesus I thought we’d gotten past that.
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Is there anything corporate worse than “do you have time for a chat?”
Yes I have time. I will also have anxiety now until you tell me wtf you need
Stop doing this to people you work with, I beg of you
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For a long time, America could be the bigger bully… and over the last few decades, as other countries have strengthened, we’ve shifted in the power dynamic.
Watching Trump take the escalator to our room is fascinating - I really think some Americans think we’re still the
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biggest bully on the playground, and wow, are they going to be stunned at the events the next few yrs.
Watching T piss off all the countries, thinking we’re BMOC? Y’all, read the fucking room. We don’t wield the power we once did. Get your head out of your AmExceptionalism ass
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This morning was very thinky.
Trying to date and connect with people is a challenge because, as it turns out, most people are actively avoiding connection.
For a connection-seeker, this hurts my heart and I struggle to not take it personally.
What’s meant for me is mine. 💜
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Have been chatting with a lovely human from a dating app.
Have also lost all faith in love. Weird feeling.
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Had a dream about the person I fucked around and caught feelings for, and then cried through my whole first dog walk without realizing it. I kept pausing to wipe my eyes and finally realized what was happening (I’m sleepy today yall). I gotta wrangle this little heart o mine.
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Dared to ask a man on a dating website what he learned from his last relationship OR breakup.
He unmatched and blocked me nearly immediately.
This is the energy I’m bringing in to 2025.
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So I’m trying to do online dating again. And I met someone and caught feelings before we met in person; a huge thing I already know better than to do. But here I am anyways.
And every other person pales in comparison. And I really believe the universe has good things in store.
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And so of course it’s complicated. Of course it is. And right now I can’t possibly know the outcome, but I sure as fuck hope this situation comes back together in the way I’d like it to.
Because this shit is brutal. Even when people say they want a relationship it’s a lie.
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