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the taint modern

@mssingnoah

there’s nothing more erotic than concealing ur authentic self

 London, England
Joined August 2014
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all i tweet about is music and crying
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me when i
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may the drugs jack schlossberg is on never find me
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the way i would body this look
khai ⋆ (@venusianruby) profile picturekhai ⋆@venusianrubyNov 10
markgong spring summer 27
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lauren sanchez feat. tate mcrae
Isaac (@DisclosureDay_) profile pictureIsaac@DisclosureDay_Nov 9
Unfortunately the real decision of how good the next bond is gonna be rests mostly on who they get to do the song, which is the bit where they’re most likely to pull some bullshit I reckon
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trumppantheress
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Spencer Hakimian (@SpencerHakimian) profile pictureSpencer Hakimian
@SpencerHakimianNov 8
JUST IN: Donald Trump has asked advisors if it is legal for him to be his own White House Press Secretary
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
No credible reports confirm Trump asked if he can be his own Press Secretary. This is one of several satirical "JUST IN" posts by the account floating absurd candidates for the vacant role, including his old alias John Barron. x.com/SpencerHakimia… en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pseudonym…
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i cannot have a club kid take bc it’s not out on terf island until freakin JANUARY
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will you pursue the singularity with me no matter the cost, accelerating the future we know is inevitable to bring about a transhuman post-scarcity utopia the likes of which our forefathers could never imagine? no worries if not
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i need to be touched the way he touches the purple haired she/they
brent 🌹🗽 (@BrentInQueens) profile picturebrent 🌹🗽
@BrentInQueensNov 6
This right-wing AI slop was somehow meant to be racist but it goes so unbelievably hard. I have been singing “Rajesh says no beef upon the grill” all day.
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just realised that elon tweets like an LLM
LBark (@franzsherbert) profile pictureLBark@franzsherbertNov 8
Whenever an LLM reply account tries to riff on a post by saying "😂 sounds like he went maximum chaos mode on a random Tuesday" it sounds like this
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found the perfect brand for u bro
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the taint modern retweeted
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minu@h2osommelierNov 9
bertha’s gonna have a field day when she sees this
the taint modern (@mssingnoah) profile picturethe taint modern@mssingnoahNov 9
why does our hotel stan gilded age omg
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they’ll do anything but ban the grooming app that a majority of uk children aged 8-14 use
Politics UK (@PolitlcsUK) profile picturePolitics UK
@PolitlcsUKNov 8
🚨 NEW: The Government is set to ban under-16s from eBay, Vinted and Depop over fears their messaging features allow adults to groom children
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swearing on the kim k issue of cr fashion book
profoundwhore (@profoundwhore) profile pictureprofoundwhore@profoundwhoreNov 8
What do they do if they’re an atheist I’m curious
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why does our hotel stan gilded age omg
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russian tweens by the pool are singing the same brainrot song that’s been stuck in my head for the last month who says monoculture is dead
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their mum is unironically shaking ass to imagine dragons
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*LMFAO voice* i’m in guangzhou bitch
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tiny kirk’s dik-dik huh
Evolve (@EvolveWildlife) profile pictureEvolve
@EvolveWildlifeNov 5
The soft eyes and gentle features of a tiny Kirk’s dik-dik, one of Africa’s smallest antelopes. 📷 Luis Solano Pochet ( @luisfersolano )
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yeah yeah we all know biology now but never forget this unhinged banger girls aloud dropped for the uk release of freaky friday
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if aaron carter did b2b saas instead of music
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