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Mustapha Aliyu

@mstphly

Loyalty is a choice. Now take your frivolous excuses elsewhere

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Joined May 2009
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Rainy Tuesday I should close all the tabs on my desktop and binge watch The Rookie. I’ve worked enough for the rest of the year!
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Ife. (@IfeSobog) profile pictureIfe.@IfeSobogNov 9
"there is no smell in lagos state"
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Nkemdirim Ugboaja (@folome2mars) profile picture
Nkemdirim Ugboaja
@folome2marsNov 7
Innovation is adjusting the process. Not abandoning the standard. Keep what matters. Change what can be better.
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Yusuf (@YusufTahirAdamu) profile picture
Yusuf
@YusufTahirAdamuNov 7
Allah ya kara rufa mana asiri
Man of Letters. (@Letter_to_Jack) profile pictureMan of Letters.
@Letter_to_JackNov 7
Being a ‘breadwinner’ is getting a ₦2million credit alert, settling outstanding bills and commitments, and finding yourself back at a ₦135k account balance 5hrs later. Your dependents smile because their needs have been met, while you cry internally and smile back at them.
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imerm_jr (@imerm_jr) profile picture
imerm_jr
@imerm_jrNov 6
Inna lillahi wa inna ilayhi raji’un💔, No matter how promising tomorrow looks, none of us is guaranteed to see it. A man can make plans for the next day and never get to see it. Everything happens by the will of Allah, and His decree is beyond our understanding. May Allah forgive him, have mercy on him, illuminate his grave, and grant him the highest place in Jannatul Firdaus.
chillax of the world✈️ (@itz_abdulhafeez) profile picturechillax of the world✈️@itz_abdulhafeezNov 6
On Monday evening, my uncle called my phone and said to me “hafiz Business has arrived for you there are some people here who are in need of 50 electric vehicles” I was so happy because it’s a business that could take me from 0 to 100. Then I called @imerm_jr and @Elbildad……..
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HavanaSyndromeEnjoyer (@PsyopBound) profile pictureHavanaSyndromeEnjoyer@PsyopBoundNov 6
15 tons?
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Baffa (@Mal_Baffa) profile pictureBaffa@Mal_BaffaNov 5
You’re more likely to get a free cut if you told your Barber you were getting married😂 I think makeup artists do that shit because they think the brides have billed the Husbands outrageously for it and just want to share in the loot😂 They see it as an eat all you can party.
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Domhnall (@CogitoEdu) profile picture
Domhnall
@CogitoEduNov 4
Your country kidnapped a head of state this year.
Blondini (@Blond1n1) profile pictureBlondini
@Blond1n1Nov 3
Legitimate question: if you don't live in the U.S, why do you give a fuck about the politics here?
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David Ch (@chhddavid) profile picture
David Ch
@chhddavidNov 2
Wtf this is fukcing terrifying…
Shipper (@shipper_now) profile pictureShipper
@shipper_nowNov 2
🚨 BREAKING: Today we killed agentic AI. I just watched my Mac finish a 16-hour workday in 183 seconds. This is absurd.
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Fola Olatunji-David (@folasanwo) profile pictureFola Olatunji-David
@folasanwoNov 3
My chef in Abuja made the best fisherman soup I ever tasted. Brah, that guy dey cook! I can recommend him, but you go need get Mopol to oversee him, because he started stealing.
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APAJI (@apaji_x) profile picture
APAJI
@apaji_xNov 1
WAIT WAIT WAIT — SO APPARENTLY WHEN YOU ASK AN ADHD KID OR PARTNER A QUESTION, THEY SAY "HUH?" OR "WHAT?", AND THEN ANSWER YOU TWO SECONDS LATER BEFORE YOU EVEN REPEAT YOURSELF—THAT’S AN ACTUAL NEUROLOGICAL AUDIO LAG?? Yes, and it is called an Auditory Processing Delay. Here is why there is a 3-second buffering wheel between an ADHD person's ears and their brain: 1/6
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Baffa (@Mal_Baffa) profile pictureBaffa@Mal_BaffaNov 1
Saw a video of an angry mob destroying campaign vehicles and it just seemed like a very stupid thing to do even for a poor, hungry and angry uneducated person. The logical thing would have been to take the vehicle apart and sell the parts, eat a proper meal for at least a week.
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khaleesi (@khaddieee) profile picture
khaleesi
@khaddieeeNov 1
This reminds me of what happened when my maternal grandfather passed away years back. On the 7th day Fidau prayer, a young lady from Cotonou showed up with a baby who, wallahi, looked so much like my grandfather! 😂😂 She came forward and announced that she was his wife and that the baby was his son. You needed to see the faces of the older children! 😩😂They were completely shocked. Nobody could even argue or say anything because honestly, the baby looked exactly like Alhaji! 😂😂 And the funny part? Alhaji was 70 years old when he died ooo! 😂😂 May your soul continue to rest in peace, Alhaji Konitan MBE of Egbaland. ❤️
Foundational Nupe Lawyer (@egi_nupe) profile pictureFoundational Nupe Lawyer
@egi_nupeOct 31
Many of you wouldn’t know that your papa fe iyawo pamo until they die🤣
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@Al__QuraanOct 31
“Your death will come on an ordinary day, in the middle of unfinished plans, and the world will continue without you.”
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stressed@onlystresstodayOct 31
Lord, remove any laziness from my body and push me to my full potential the rest of this year.
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Papi Drey
@Abel_OlabodeOct 30
To everyone I told, “I will see what I can do at the end of the month” I’ve seen it. There’s nothing I can do
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Jaydeep (@_jaydeepkarale) profile pictureJaydeep
@_jaydeepkaraleOct 31
Tell Sam Altman that I use my 64GB of RAM to run print("Hello, World!"). I want him to know it's me.
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Just like old times @Mr_NIV @Sir_Pharuk @imu_isa1 @SadeeqMaje @UnclKaque
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It’s takes 4 business days for my daughter to warm up to me whenever I return from Lagos
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