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Matthew Swain 🦕

@mswain

literally can't even

 Austin, TX
Joined August 2007
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Pinboard
@Pinboard9 Nov 2016
Tomorrow: journalists who have been completely, cosmically wrong about the election will start explaining to the rest of us what happened
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The Ministry of GIFs@GIFs9 Nov 2016
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Help, Spotify thinks I’m a 90’s goth. How much Carly Rae Jepsen do I need to listen to to fix this? #Emotion
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@SonOfEmerson or a time traveler
It's peak season for terrible people. – at Austin, TX
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Dear lazyweb, why does grape flavoring taste nothing like actual grapes? #realtalk
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@mswain: @twitter did you fire everyone that works on the streaming API? It's been down for 2 hours.
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Chris Aniszczyk
@cra29 Sep 2015
the crazy new Microsoft... "New Azure Container Service to bring together Mesos, Docker and Azure cloud" zdnet.com/article/new-azure-…
New Azure Container Service to bring together Mesos, Docker and Azure cloud - ZDNET

New Azure Container Service to bring together Mesos, Docker and Azure cloud - ZDNET

Microsoft's new Azure Container Service will be available to testers before year-end. That's just one of a handful of Azure-related announcements happening as part of AzureCon.

zdnet.com
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This dump truck rocks so much harder than I do.
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@maureenmcq If everyone behaved more like dwarf planets, the world would be a better place.
@maureenmcq I know right? 13.99 may be a good deal for 2 pizzas, chips, and a Pepsi, but there's no way that's healthy.
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Austin On Rails@austinonrails28 Jan 2015
Thanks a bundle to @AnthonyLewis and @stevemadere for speaking and @mswain for emceeing. We appreciate @ownlocal for providing the drinks!
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@rightleftbrainE stahhhhhhhhhhhp!
Draughthouse pig roast courtesy of East Side King.
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Dan Harper@DanHarper724 Sep 2014
WTF is wrong with IBM?! “JSONx is an IBM standard format to represent JSON as XML pic.dhe.ibm.com/infocenter/w…”
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Awesome performance @futureislands #acltv40
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