maleficia • mtheythem.bsky.social

I love him more than I have ever loved anything or anyone in my entire life

it was the ghosts! guess he didn't study them enough in chiropracty college

whoever at microsoft is responsible for outlook/sharepoint uptime im pretty sure we could crowdfund you a nice long vacation 🤠

idk man but I feel like if you pull up to the office in a three peice suit and park your hummer in a handicap spot without hanging your placard we should be allowed to hunt you for sport

oh so you're telling me the sudden onset of ravaging hunger in the morning is because my ovaries are aged?? never used to get hungry before noon when they were young and virile 😠

tall women who wear heals are so goddamn powerful

gentle reminder that Wreaths Across America is a bonafide jingoistic scam put in place to prop up a failing florist

the fucked up thing about dogs is they think getting crop dusted is the fucken highest honor

i should steal more* from the bank *lollipops

it's "all or in part," this little weasel is trying to lay on the "all" bit as if to say "wah wah but we havent killed them ALL" man fuck you, Ben Drypussy

CHAT WE'RE PUTTING THE BLISS IN BLISSISSIPPI

anyone whose worked retail customer service knows this

sl i i i nk

why is my boss asking me to test our new environment at 3 pm girl my shit turns itself off this time of day!!