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The Bachelorette: cutting edge, top-tier entertainment, pillar of American culture
The Bachelor: trite, outdated, and frankly offensive
Listening to Paciencia Y Fe from In the Heights to motivate my upper middle class third generation American ass to literally just wash my own dishes
I have debilitating social anxiety but if u put exactly 2 vodka cranberries in me I can talk to anyone
in my little house on the prairie era (heating food up on the stove because I just moved and haven’t set up my microwave yet)
If my seven years on dating apps have taught me anything, it’s that spending an hour and a half with a man is bad, but texting a man is worse
If u are looking for a real one-two punch I recommend making a playlist with just right where you left me by Taylor Swift and Silver Springs - Live at Warner Brothers Studios in Burbank, CA 5/23/97 by Fleetwood Mac
i Literally have acne on my forehead in the shape of my bangs but i refuse to grow them out ever. i’m a bangs girl for life sorry i don’t make the rules
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can’t believe I have one wild & precious life and I’m spending it terrified to answer an email
Just figured out that Union Square and Washington Square Park are two different things. Feeling humiliated
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never ask a woman her age, her weight, or how much she paid for taylor swift- the eras tour tickets







