it’s so annoying that the only foot-shaped shoes available are those goofy barefoot shoes. sometimes I would like a thicker-soled shoe that doesn’t scrunch up my toes but apparently that’s impossible.

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your cousin Vinny · Oct 25, 2026 · 7:34 PM UTC

your cousin Vinny@muddaub17h

my clerical romance

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frankie steins gay uncle · Oct 25, 2026 · 11:53 AM UTC

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frankie steins gay uncle@ewkewpidOct 25

this was my nickname in highschool

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Integrity Guy · Oct 24, 2026 · 5:13 PM UTC

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Integrity Guy@Integrity_FreakOct 24

Obama chuckled. “You mean the Eisenhower globes?”

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your cousin Vinny · Oct 25, 2026 · 8:20 AM UTC

your cousin Vinny@muddaubOct 25

up late bc this naughty man was out on the TOWN and did not come in when I called him multiple times starting at 7pm!!

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your cousin Vinny · Oct 25, 2026 · 8:22 AM UTC

your cousin Vinny@muddaubOct 25

he does not think 1 am is an unreasonable time

ezra (´,,•ω•,,)♡ ACAB🔻 · Oct 24, 2026 · 6:18 PM UTC

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ezra (´,,•ω•,,)♡ ACAB🔻@swagoloogOct 24

How it feels when two moots start flirting in your replies

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salem ִ ࣪𖤐.ᐟ · Oct 24, 2026 · 7:26 PM UTC

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salem ִ ࣪𖤐.ᐟ@salemscrucibleOct 24

so just realized this sorta implies i’m putting a carrot up my ass. that’s not the plan. guys, that is Not the plan

salem ִ ࣪𖤐.ᐟ@salemscrucibleOct 24

i have plans i cannot share yet

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furkan? · Oct 23, 2026 · 5:15 PM UTC

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furkan?@ruhadegOct 23

dünyadaki en tatlı duygulardan biri herhangi bir kedinin aniden kucağına yerleşip sana şöyle bakmasıdır

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🎃 herbert von carrion 👻 · Oct 24, 2026 · 5:11 PM UTC

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🎃 herbert von carrion 👻@ragandboneshopOct 24

sometimes i accidentally wander over to threads

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your cousin Vinny · Oct 25, 2026 · 1:58 AM UTC

your cousin Vinny@muddaubOct 25

maybe you’d be happier if you drank some maple syrup

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your cousin Vinny · Oct 25, 2026 · 12:21 AM UTC

your cousin Vinny@muddaubOct 25

you will never guess the word but you are welcome to try

James F. Thomas (of IDLEWILD)@james_f_thomasOct 24

everyone is over-focusing on this totally normal/unremarkable passage and ignoring the much more interesting passage right before it. what do we think the word is??

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Rockefeller · Oct 23, 2026 · 3:22 PM UTC

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Rockefeller@passtherockeOct 23

Dog owners when their dog is attacking you

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Jeremy Kaplowitz · Oct 23, 2026 · 4:57 PM UTC

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Jeremy Kaplowitz@jeremysmilesOct 23

every time someone posts one of these clips, i try to watch them because i love gossip, but i can't even get through 30 seconds because they're so fucking boring. people listen to this??

UMA PALMA

@umapalma01Oct 23

all i’m saying is this clip is crazy in retrospect