Ira Shipley

Sweet Jesus Peter Falk was columbo, James Garner was Maverick. I can't remember who the barrett guy was, but he was on trial for murdering his wife @EITMonline

Can we please make it a rule that tyler can only play christmas songs, win his inflatables are up @EITMonline

I think "Fidelity is a challenge" is the code Quad lives by @EITMonline

Don't antibiotics also mess up your gut biome? Maybe its a weight lose hack @EITMonline

Somebody right down roll of bubble wrap and baby oil. E's birthday is a coming @EITMonline

Out of ten kids, one of them has written all these letters. I bet I could pick out which one's the b**** @EITMonline

Alien also thinks that if you word it properly, you can tell someone who donated that they need to donate more money. He is not going to listen to 1 of these. Letters @EITMonline

Tyler's knowledge of the legality of a no contact letter is suspicious @EITMonline

I have a portable bidet. Got it. From amazon, just charge it, fill it up at the sink, hit the button. No plumbing required @EITMonline

I know a few chicks called Ocrinas @EITMonline

Mom was right @EITMonline

How does tyler do anything when he worries about offending everybody @EITMonline

You would donate in someone else's name to a charity that they would hate @EITMonline

If I give you $50, and you tell me that's not enough. In any shape or form, I will give you another $50. And never have anything to do with you again. You're an ungrateful a** @EITMonline

That one, the only thing crumble cookies has over. Subway is variety. Subway cookies are better than crumble period @EITMonline

Yes, that woman sounds like she is celebrating the world's most mediocre orgasm @EITMonline

Know what we just learned? Bennet has been cock blockin this meeting all this time @EITMonline

Did Tyler just say Lara Crotch? @EITMonline

I can picture E changing a diaper now: "SUCK IT IN, WE HAVE 3 PACKS OF THESE DIAPERS LEFT! I DONT CARE IF THEYRE TOO SMALL!" @EITMonline

My son just said yesterday, "I dont know how you guys did it. My phone is dead and I just had to shit like it was the 90's. It was miserable " @EITMonline