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📍the deborah vance comedy club

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happy hacks day!! 🫶🏻
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the republicans are gonna have a supermajority after next week aren’t they 🫩
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.@Dictionarycom’s Words of the Year over the last decade: 2026: Maxxing 2025: 67 2024: Demure 2023: Hallucinate 2022: Woman 2021: Allyship 2020: Pandemic 2019: Existential 2018: Misinformation 2017: Complicit 2016: Xenophobia
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sexiest man alive btw
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the conversation about leaving your toddler for a 3 day trip is wild to me because i was basically raised by my grandparents at that age
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stevie | hacks retweeted
klaudia ✨@sunflowroceansOct 27
missing this bean so much
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she’s just like me fr
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lmk when you find out
xœ@sackbratzOct 26
what bar should i go sit at alone if i want to kill myself ? ( chicago )
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multiple times even!!
rich!e ݁ † AU WILERUNNER 🗣️@wrichieedOct 25
cuando el shipp es tan bueno que te hace posponer tu suicidio
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when hitler junior dies
powerful wizerd@powerfulwizerdOct 26
I’ve asked this before but is there any historical event that is like the Opposite of 9/11. Like something so good that happened that it changed the world forever
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stevie | hacks retweeted
klaudia ✨@sunflowroceansOct 26
i'm still not over about Kaitlin never winning an emmy for DJ
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i’ll take it a step further i want you property hoarders to have no business
beltline geli@strawberrygeliOct 25
We cannot be serious
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survivors guilt is so fucking stupid bc like it’s not my fault, and i can’t change it but i wish it had been me instead. there was so much more good in you than there will ever be in me ☹️
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you should’ve been here for obergefell. you deserved it more than i ever will
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i thought this was melissa benoist at first damn ava daniels is dead fr
ava daniels boy mom@throughtheheartOct 25
#Girlfriend
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KIKI PLS
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maybe i just need to scrap this draft and start over from scratch bc it’s pissing me off
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dj i’m gonna hold your tit when i say this but it’s not a technicality when you’re old enough to be within AARPs target demographic
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yes because they’re not a nation of idiots who decide that not voting is an acceptable form of protest!
Alejandro🌹🇵🇸@AlexDemSoc_161Oct 25
In the end, Brazil really did teach the United States a lesson. They jailed the fascist, and then they defeated his political heir.
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one thing about republicans is that they age like shit because they can’t keep their asses out of those tanning beds
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#hacks 3x03 | the roast of deborah vance
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idk how y’all fuck with these zelle warriors. unless it’s over $30 i dont want your money. and even if it is as long as you pay next time i don’t care about the money!! i also don’t want gas money, we’re friends!! i’m not your uber driver i promise it’s not that serious
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thank god season 3 deb didn’t have access to quikscribbl
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