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NEERA TANDEN AND CHUCK SCHUMERS HAND SELECTED CANDIDATE BTW. FOR THE LAST 8 MONTHS THE PARTY BOSSES HAVE BEEN SCREAMING AT US FOR DARING TO VOTE FOR REAL FIGHTERS. THEY NEVER STOPPED COMING AFTER US FOR HELPING DEFEAT AIPAC IN THE PRIMARY. ALL BECAUSE WE DARED TO CALL OUT HALEY FOR WHAT SHE WAS, AN ISRAEL FIRST REPUBLICAN. VOTE FOR MICHIGAN, VOTE FOR M4A, VOTE FOR LABOR UNIONS, VOTE AGAINST HATRED OF ALL FORMS, VOTE FOR ABDUL EL SAYED. WE WILL DEFEAT FASCISM IN THIS COUNTRY! NO MORE FASCIST COLLABORATION!! NO MORE CAPITULATION TO TRUMP!!
Replying to @samueljrob
Stevens says she’s for investing in Black owned businesses. “And that’s the policy that Mike’s going to take on,” Stevens says.
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Genghis Khan and Julius Caeser never experienced a hot shower.
Just bought georgemack.com If you only write on social media, you end up with social media thoughts. So I'm going to write more essays, so I end up with more essay thoughts. In the era of infinite slop, quality > quantity.
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I don’t think I’ve ever seen an IG sketch this dense with jokes
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RUDY GOBERT COULDNT CATCH AIDS IF HE FUCKED MAGIC JOHNSON
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ik hes 42 but this all in the same day is frying me 😭
i hate to say this but i think this gon be the most washed season we see of bron
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This is your goat?
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Just a tip for the YNs out there, any time you find yourself *for any reason* typing up a wall of text to send a woman just delete it and set down your phone and walk away and give yourself the gift of having one less cringe moment to regret back on in five years
Follow-up to prior tweet. She responded to my friend this morning and he sent her one final text. Unfortunate with how things turned out but if she’s not genuinely attracted, what else can he do?
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After a string of Christmas breakups, Chelsey is heading home for a fresh start. Could a reunion with her high school sweetheart change her luck and her love life? Ayesha Curry and Matthew Daddario star in Second Chance Holiday, premiering on Roku on November 5!
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Cooper Flagg.
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This video
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Manchester Utd honestly thank you for everything, because what hasn’t killed me has definitely made me stronger over the years but today finally you have killed me well done
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This guy is a prophet, couldn’t agree more
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already moved on from today’s loss
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Manchester United fans don’t even try to defend the club anymore, they just look at you like this
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Type shot that NEVER fails to go in when your team is absolutely fighting for their lives in a comeback
like u cant tell me this sport is real bro
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Remember that almost every Chinese boomer has legit 8 figs in assets if they were not retarded and not that stupid. Their daughters will not give them grandchildren. They will be resentful. Their sons will fail to live up to their exceedingly high standards and will not talk to them after they move out. Their wives will be old and haggard, their marriages a pale shadow of the one smiling picture of their wedding day. They will be lonely, they will not understand what they did wrong to deserve such a cruel fate. Thus it is your job to find these boomers and make them fall in love with you as a surrogate son/daughter and to subvert their families, and take their inheritance for your own. If you are Chinese, it is even easier because they will project their estranged relationships onto your similar facial features. Me? I am personally texting at least 3 Chinese boomers every 3-4 days on rotation for this exact strategy. In the world of fake business, fake resumes, choose fake love. Choose a pathway to riches through putting other boomer’s children on the proverbial cuck chair. It’s a dog eat dog world. This is what Lao Tzu called the Will to Power. This is how the Han learns to love. This is the way of the Tao. When life gives you Yin, you learn to Yang. -师傅
There will be maybe 3 grandchildren to come out of this whole picture
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Absolutely disgusting action from the Chicago Bulls here, oh my God...
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