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Criminal Defense Attorney, Past President of HCCLA, Aggie and Blogger. I've got a lot to say about Criminal Law in Harris County.

Houston, TX
Joined February 2010
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Nothing quite like starting your morning by being told that a good friend had passed away, only to find out an hour later that the information was erroneous. #BadNewsGoodNews
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I think @VivekGRamaswamy really stuck the dismount in the Piece of Shit Olympics by using an endorsement from from @amyactonoh ‘s mom, siding with her abuser. I mean, wow. MAGA has a crowded field but @StephenM ‘s gold medal may be in jeopardy.
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Me, trying to get my car out of the county garage when I just saw a jury panel being released.
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My recommendations for the Criminal Court benches in Harris County. harriscountycriminaljustice.… harriscountycriminaljustice.…
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This announcer for Mavis Tires bragging about there being 90 stores in Texas so “there MUST be one near you” is clearly not well-versed in Texas geography.
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@bofrench, you are a coward!!
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I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day. And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.
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NEWS: Harris County District Attorney Sean Teare announced that the office launched an independent investigation into Saturday’s ICE-involved auto-pedestrian collision in northwest Harris County.
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I apparently have a former client who is using the combination of AI and my name to generate some very interesting documents that are being circulated to some people the client has a beef with.
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If you are making a sales call and leave a message with my office manager that makes it seem like you are: 1) an old friend, 2) a potential new client; or 3) experiencing an emergency, I can 100% guarantee that I am not interested in whatever the hell you are selling.
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Pro Tip for those of you new to Downtown Houston, if the nice policeman stops you on traffic, pulling into the entrance of the country garage and stopping is not an acceptable option.
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It’s not a great time to be a Texan or Aggie fan.
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Looks like @PeteHegseth is the new @tedcruz for the Aggies.
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Seriously. Fuck this dude. You want to know why people compare MAGA and the GOP to Nazis? Here is why.
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In Texas, the phrase “Winter is coming” is meant to be words of encouragement.
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I think about all those brave sailors on the USS Abraham Lincoln and what a wonderful surprise it would be for them if we could complete the White House ballroom
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I will never ever ever understand why we live like this in the U.S. @UTMDAnderson
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When you’ve texted the coordinator that you are in a hearing in another court but she won’t quit texting you “Where are you?”
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