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Joined September 2021
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This Saturday, live from The Social House with jokes & tunes. Matt Ngesa & I. Nocturne. 🌹🤘🏾
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Why do Bournemouth play in red and black stripes? 🔴⚫ In 1970, Bournemouth were a relegated fourth-tier club in plain red shirts and white shorts. Inspired by the AC Milan team that won the 1969 European Cup, new manager John Bond and chairman Harold Walker changed the kit to the red and black stripes of Milan. The idea was simple: dress like them, play like them. It worked, and Bournemouth were promoted in Bond’s first season. On Thursday, 22nd October 2026, Bournemouth had a full-circle moment in their first-ever European campaign by beating AC Milan 3–0 at the Vitality Stadium. #football #bournemouthmilan #Europa
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gotta enroll for a phd degree to stay on the spotify student plan
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Seen a LinkedIn post: Why investors are leaning more towards founders who shit their pants mid-marathon
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People who live in glass houses should invite me Asap!
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yeah man twitter is not the place to share poop-in-pants story, save that for open mic nights at K1 on tuesdays like a professional :)
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We are back at 2PM @kisianganipod Let’s gooooo!
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I just clicked that they can’t mention him cuz he blocked them 😭😭😭😭
Ranked at the 17th place of the 2026 Ballon d’Or Vinícius Jr. @realmadrid @CBF_Futebol #ballondor
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"The Ballon d'or winner is … Michael Olise." Michael Olise:
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Maina Murumba retweeted
Congratulations brother, totally deserved
A quick message on what it means to me personally to win the Ballon d’Or!! 🙌🏆
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i bet being full feels so good for the moon
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'PSG wins the team of the year' Camera man to Gabriel:
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Wow. 🏆
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James Gichuru rd needs a skip ad button.
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fuck I forgot to run for mayor
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Kuna Boyz wangu ati ni class teacher kwani we are that old 😂😂😂
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Bring back Didier Drogba man, Henry is too intense😭😭😭😭
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wearing a rosary is cross dressing
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i appreciate the sediment
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