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mario kart’s baddest bxtch

chicago
Joined June 2012
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sometimes i see an extremely beautiful woman with horrible posture and realize im going to be ok
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remember when they told us kim kardashian broke the internet with that picture of the cup on her butt? it wasn’t even that crazy, the internet is FINE!
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when you see it (beauty and wonder in the world) you’ll shit bricks
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Can i bring my baggu to the clurb
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most of you won’t understand the experience of having a plugged ear the same day you’re going to a charli xcx concert but
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I turn on my car after getting Dunkin and my car nav pulled up directions to the dispensary…. this is why we don’t make assumptions. You make an ass out of u and me. But yeah that’s where I was going next
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girls night
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increasing middle school student engagement by adding the word “challenge” to the end of every assignment
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don’t be scared!!!!!!!!🤪
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Uber driver just said he’s never heard of Harry Styles
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she was my first kiss
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listening to enya with my cat on my chest and connecting with her on a feminine level like never before
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this is me btw. this is who ur being mean to when ur being mean to me.
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Tits or ass? Bro her childlike wonder
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do i put charli xcx on my playlist for 8th grade euro geography
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83%pill THEN water
17%water in mouth THEN pill
52 votes • Final results
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found this beautiful art critique on urbanization, NOT the name of a restaurant across the street
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driving home from work knowing that my fiancee has a pepsi in the freezer for me when I get there😍be still my heart🥰
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