Micah Woods · Jun 6, 2023 · 4:29 PM UTC

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Micah Woods@mwoods796 Jun 2023

ML/AI is just statistics and 85% of statistics are made up on the spot.

nikhil · Jul 1, 2021 · 9:36 PM UTC

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@jhanikhil1 Jul 2021

in cursed news: today I wrote some Kubernetes YAML that is *also* valid AT&T syntax x86_64 assembly (both print hello world)

$kubeajsd: .data msg: .asciz "Hello, world!\n" meme: .text .global _main _main: mov $0x02000004, %rax kubeaa: mov $1, %rdi /* apiVersion: apps/v1 kind: Deployment metadata: kube2: aa */ name: nop spec: kube5: mov msg@GOTPCREL(%rip), %rsi /* replicas: 1 selector: matchLabels: app: Nop kube6: aa */ template: metadata: labels: app: Nop kube3: mov $13, %rdx /* spec: containers: - image: gcr.io/google_containers/echoserver:1.0 imagePullPolicy: Always name: echoserver ports: - containerPort: 8080 kube4: aa */ kube9: syscall mov $0x02000001, %rax xor $0, %rdi syscall$

ALT kubeajsd: .data msg: .asciz "Hello, world!\n" meme: .text .global _main _main: mov $0x02000004, %rax kubeaa: mov $1, %rdi /* apiVersion: apps/v1 kind: Deployment metadata: kube2: aa */ name: nop spec: kube5: mov msg@GOTPCREL(%rip), %rsi /* replicas: 1 selector: matchLabels: app: Nop kube6: aa */ template: metadata: labels: app: Nop kube3: mov $13, %rdx /* spec: containers: - image: gcr.io/google_containers/echoserver:1.0 imagePullPolicy: Always name: echoserver ports: - containerPort: 8080 kube4: aa */ kube9: syscall mov $0x02000001, %rax xor $0, %rdi syscall

$ kubectl apply -f cursed.yaml.s --validate=false deployment.apps/nop created $ as -target x86_64-apple-macos10.12 cursed.yaml.s -o hello_world.o $ ld -macosx_version_min 10.12 hello_world.o -o hello_world -lSystem -L /Library/Developer/CommandLineTools/SDKs/MacOSX.sdk/usr/lib $ ./hello_world Hello, world!

ALT $ kubectl apply -f cursed.yaml.s --validate=false deployment.apps/nop created $ as -target x86_64-apple-macos10.12 cursed.yaml.s -o hello_world.o $ ld -macosx_version_min 10.12 hello_world.o -o hello_world -lSystem -L /Library/Developer/CommandLineTools/SDKs/MacOSX.sdk/usr/lib $ ./hello_world Hello, world!

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Meroxa · Apr 13, 2021 · 1:22 PM UTC

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Meroxa@meroxadata13 Apr 2021

Today, we officially launched Meroxa! Our real-time data Platform as a Service makes it easy for developers of any skill level and teams of any size to leverage real-time data in minutes not months. Check out the TechCrunch exclusive: tcrn.ch/3dZjy3B

Micah Woods · Oct 22, 2020 · 12:07 AM UTC

Micah Woods@mwoods7922 Oct 2020

Had a blind bourbon tasting tonight with a coworker. I picked the willet with just the nose. How they gonna make bourbon smell and taste like pickles?