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Funny guy with multiple sclerosis. MS confirmed by MRI. Funny up for debate.

Ohio, USA
Joined May 2013
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Time to restore checks & balances!…
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My teeth after eating candy corn…
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Hilarious truth!…
Spirit Halloween is the only store whose business model is based on the idea that they are going out of business.
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Get to this fabulous place!…
“The National Comedy Center delivers lots of laughs, but it also fosters an appreciation for the craft of creating comedy.” From George Carlin’s handwritten notes and Joan Rivers’ legendary joke file to immersive, interactive exhibits personalized to your sense of humor, the National Comedy Center brings the art of comedy to life through extraordinary collections and innovative technology. Read Donald Liebenson’s new “Saturday Evening Post” feature exploring how the National Comedy Center became the first national-scale museum and archive dedicated to comedy history, and what visitors can discover when they visit. saturdayeveningpost.com/2026…
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Be cautious of tainted Halloween treats! Last year I had an apple with razors…
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Thought this was a Halloween display but it’s actually a long-lost employee at Lowe’s…
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Who else can't wait?
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Pizzelles are like eating beer coasters.
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Airbnb bans making guests do chores like dishes, laundry & taking out trash. In other words, Airbnb is the “fun” parent.
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1st person to swim 900-mile California coast endures hurricane & four great white sharks….forcing her to go faster.
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Olivia & Noah most popular baby names for 2026. Another dismal year for Doug.
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Car City, a used car dealership in IN, is set to open at a former McDonald’s…with the slogan “Our shake machine is broken but the cars are road-ready.”
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My general feeling…
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It’s National Dress Like A Dork Day. Or in my world, Monday.
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Philly-bound American Airlines flight makes emergency landing due to unusual odor. Confused officials say odors typically happen on flights LEAVING Philadelphia.
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