Erotic fiction writer. Dangerous wants, worse decisions, better endings. 18+ stories on My Secret Soul. Detroit. Yells at F1 and the Lions.
Detroit, MI
Joined November 2021
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Hi. I’m Sloan. I write dirty stories, play World of Warcraft, obsess over sports, and love making men and women beg for mercy.
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Biggest launch ever and I’m still on foot in Westfall. Some things should take their time.
Even during the beta, World of Warcraft Forever was shaping up to be huge, but now Blizzard announced that it has had the biggest launch in WoW history. bit.ly/4eqR6Ys
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Anne Boleyn made a king wait years. I’m only asking for December 1st.
The power of pussy is underappreciated.
Reminder that England left Catholicism solely because Henry VIII wanted to shaboink Anne Boleyn.
Hundreds of years of religious wars, the rise of the British Empire and the Industrial Revolution followed.
All due to one clam.
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If you’re from the upper Midwest every guy you know will be sad today. This is why.
More than five decades after the Edmund Fitzgerald sank in Lake Superior, the tragedy remains one of the most haunting chapters in Great Lakes history. As the 51st anniversary approaches, revisit the story of the ship and the 29 men who lost their lives in an UpNorthLive special.
Watch the full UpNorthLive special below.
DETAILS: upnorthlive.com/news/local/e…
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What happened to storing up 90 days worth of supplies? That was all the rage two weeks ago. Now nothing.
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Day 9 of NNN is in the books. I just took a shower until the warm water ran out to try and calm myself. But my body has begun to overrule whatever willpower remains in my mashed potato brain.
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I enjoy watching beautiful women doing nasty shit. Probably because I was exposed to porn at 9 years old but whatever. I like what I like.
No Nut November got me like one of those dogs with the cone around its head to stop scratching.
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If my man uses the backup camera for anything other than to get as close as possible to the car behind him I immediately get the ick.
The invention of backup cameras making men no longer required to do that thing where they reach their arm behind the passenger seat while they turn around to look is declining the birth rate
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Same question I ask myself every night. I started sleeping with my phone in the other room so I’m not tempted.
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Sometimes I don’t want to be tossed around and fucked hard. I don’t even necessarily want to come. Just let me lie there on my side, put it in and take what you need. We’re good.
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All the retail kids complaining about WoW Forever need to stfu and go back to Final Fantasy. Your opinions hold no weight here.
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I seriously might need a chastity belt. Not even joking now. I’m not gonna make it until Dec. 1.
Are they uncomfortable?
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So last night I almost failed No Nut November. I must’ve been having a good dream (I don’t remember it😡) and my fingers were circling my clit and I was maybe ten seconds away from coming all over.
Thankfully I woke up in time, pulled my hand away, squeezed my thighs and writhed on the bed before it was game over.
Closest call I’ve had.
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