Josh Stewart (@mystaticlife) profile picture

If you don't have a life just film other people's and sell it back to them.

Brooklyn, NY
Joined May 2012
Photo by Josh Stewart (@mystaticlife)
I only fuel up with the best. Hollywood is crazy guys #blackisthenewblack @ Maps The The Skaters Homes instagram.com/p/qZncM8pALU/
The only good thing about Go Skateboarding Day that has ever occurred is that I just got to see Robbie Gamgemi push past me on the street.
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I'd probably rather get a flaming sword stuck in my head than the song "Soul Man" by Sam and Dave.
So is St Patrick the patron saint of white trash?
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Saw 2 coon-skin caps on NY hipsters today. Ozark mountain hillbillies eat your hearts out. Or a possums heart at least. Probably more likely
There's a fine line between cute and creepy and you, baby corn, have crossed it.
Please don't FaceTime me.....ever.
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Web videos are like the old magazines sitting on the back of your toilet. You always feel a little dirty for touching em & they always stink
Trying to dispose of an old couch is about as close as a non-murderer can come to the experience of trying to get rid of a dead body
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Polar Skateboards just rained all over my headpiece. Get ready for a Swedish takeover
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New Palace/Magenta/Polar/Theories lines are en route to our NY office. ETA is 1 week for Polar/Magenta. 2 weeks for Palace. Stay tuned.
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@Grantyansura you'll never be able to wash away all of YOUR dirty laundry. That's a whole different story
Get inspired by the #hoppsskateboards guys and Jahmal Williams @ New York fuckin city instagr.am/p/Nb2b0nJAPP/
Polar boards finally available on Theories: Check em out homeboyzzz theoriesofatlantis.com/site/…
Curbside come-up @ Greenpoint, Brooklyn instagr.am/p/MH3g7opAOh/
Zered Bassett and Kevin Tierney hooked me up: youtube.com/watch?v=xXt1FAA5…
Boston may have lost to Miami last night, but the two cities make sweet skateboard love in this new TOA piece: theoriesofatlantis.com/site/…
At what point does skate footage officially become too old to use in a video?
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Who is the clerk at the bodega talking to on the phone all day/night? Seriously,