the test coin is the first ever coin deployed on pump fun
since we want to run pump vs stonk all day
lets run the first ever pump fun coin on stonk
we just watched the entire space flock to buy another dogshit launchpad
at this point nobody even cares about the tech
the market just wants launchpads
so here’s the launchpad meme that’s somehow never been done before
launch + pad = lad
Every major started as a micro.
Every runner began before anyone believed in it.
So why don’t we run the micro cap? 🧢
The higher we send it, the less micro it becomes.
THIS IS GENNY
Everyone knows the screen:
Rated E for Everyone
Rated T for Teen
Rated M for Mature
But this is the trenches…
RATED M FOR MILLIONS
The ticker literally writes the narrative itself
$M
teapaw.org/CyborgDeployed/status/…
Every major started as a micro.
Every runner began before anyone believed in it.
So why don’t we run the micro cap? 🧢
The higher we send it, the less micro it becomes.
this is actually perfect
they call him "The Cat"
he has been sitting in the exact same seat for 2 years doing absolutely nothing but spectating the swimming lessons
basically the majority of the market right now
sitting on the sidelines watching all the action
1M views in less than 10 hours
teapaw.org/CatOfCrisis/status/210…
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This image is AI generated.
openai.com/research/verify
how have we not gotten a runner out of this yet?
2.4M views in less than 48 hours
the market is constantly throwing curveballs at us but the stablecat remains stable
when was the last time we had a USDC runner?
teapaw.org/beautyquotes0/status/2…
THIS IS GOOD
a red panda named Riri is going GIGA viral for completely clocking out face-first after a long weekend 😭
over 1.7M views in the last 24 hours
the trenches need an animal runner badly, everyone is exhausted with all the stock paired stuff
the zoo confirming her name is Riri:
teapaw.org/hamurazoo_/status/2102…
SHOULD BE DIDDY
THE BIG THREE
teapaw.org/CyborgDeployed/status/…
nothing about him being a pedo
just about him doing devilish shit
should be Mr BEAST
teapaw.org/arcanetrenches/status/…
We dont have a narrative everyone can get behind..
Almost EVERYBODY loves a Capri Sun..
So keep it simple. Keep it memeable:
CAPY + CAPRI SUN = CAPRI SUN 🧃
That’s the narrative..
uh hello
the creator of beenz is Charles Cohen
this is his x - @OriginalBeenz
he supported the beenz in early 2025 that went to 40M and never got a dime
now we can pay him with x money
teapaw.org/perpetua/status/163133…
he has a twitter where he is active, perfect for paid
teapaw.org/river100x/status/21026…
he's been active on btctalk and has his github in his bio from the original post
sending him fees so we can onboard
also the coin has nothing to do with bitcoin, it's just on the btctalk forum
github.com/cubox
bitcointalk.org/index.php?to…
teapaw.org/DarthMaiul/status/2102…
