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Old Man In Lycra, Springsteen fan, Middlesex CCC member and rabid Gooner for over 65 years!

England, United Kingdom
Joined February 2009
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Very funny 🤣
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🚨 GIVEAWAY ALERT 🚨 New format this season if @Arsenal WIN, LOSE or DRAW I’ll give away my prize 100% Just FOLLOW me, LIKE & SHARE this post to enter. This time you could win one of my Arsenal Champions Trophy Mugs🏆❤️🤍 I’ll announce the winner after the game #AVLARS
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Hey everyone, Tottenham are back! 🤣🤣🤣🐀🐀🐀
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Inside that head, there's a little monkey, wearing a hat, smoking a cigarette, smashing two cymbals together.......... As thick as fuckin mince.
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Petition to make Tzolisius Junior a nickname that sticks please!
Raya White Mosquera Gabriel Calafiori Lewis Skelly Ødegaard Nwaneri Dowman Tzolisius Junior Gyökeres Arsenal to win by 2 or more.
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Love this 😂
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All this talk that Sp*rs won’t sell Romero to their rivals. Let’s be clear…. Sp*rs are not our rivals and never have been. They are just lucky that they exist near us. Also, we absolutely don’t want Romero 🖕 #Spursy #Romero
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if the Newcastle squad was a pizza
🚨🔴⚪️ BREAKING: Bruno Guimarães to Arsenal, HERE WE GO! 🇧🇷 Agreement in place with Newcastle after long talks and personal terms in place with Bruno since July. Fee worth £75m. New midfielder for Mikel Arteta. 🔜
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🚨 Well, it’s that time again! 🚨 (5th season in a row) I’ll be giving away a Home OR Away (can wait for third if you want) kit from this season! To enter all you have to do is like this & RT! As always you don’t have to follow me! Only trying to spread positivity!
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Tinky Wonky, Dipsy & LaLa. Where's Po? 🤣🤣
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Personally, I shall roar my bollox off if Belgium do the septics! #usabel
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So, as red cards mean fuck all, Quansah is free to play against Norway, right?
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No KT, no defence!
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#usaaus Both reserve goalkeepers, Matt Ryan & Matt Turner, are ex Arsenal
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Set piece again, olé olé?
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🚨 Hi everyone. To celebrate Arsenal’s title win I'll be giving away THREE 'Champions' prints by the brilliant @matthewjiwood to three random winners - Simply repost this to enter Winners picked on Saturday. (If you're not feeling lucky the prints - and loads of others - can be found here: matthewjiwood.com/arsenal-po…)
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Fuck the doubters, fuck the moaners. Thats a fucking brilliant result!
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I won't be there today. 39 years a ST holder but unlucky in the ballot. I'll be at home watching with my 5 Yr old grandson but my ❤️will be with all who were lucky. Win it for me, win it for him, win it for all of us but just bloody win it! 🏆
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I'd like to thank the @FA_PGMOL and specifically, the inept, embarrassing, totally out of his depth, fukwit Stuart Atwell for his 2 second review & subsequent denial of the most blatant penalty since football began, without which we wouldn't have had our Magic Max moment. Cheers!
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🎶Max Dowman you know, he's better than Rivelino🎶
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