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J Gauthier

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Joined June 2022
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@UtdJBTOct 30
United's lineup against Chelsea got leaked a day early ffs
Marian (@Marian20114931) profile pictureMarian@Marian20114931Apr 8
Cwel, dziwka, kurwa, małpa, cipa, śmieć, pedał, pedofil, gej, pizda, syn kurwy
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stop it's funny
Kalshi FC (@KalshiFC) profile pictureKalshi FC
@KalshiFCOct 29
🚨🚨| Robert Lewandowski was asked why he never played for Arsenal: "I wanted to win some titles." 😅
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lmaoooo
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@pannchoaOct 29
Did Jude Bellingham shame Korean men in his new Calvin Klein ad? shorturl.at/M3v93
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Eya@eyaSfaultOct 29
Jude is getting cancelled in Korea cuz apparently he offended korean men in his calvin klein campaign cuz their dicks are too small?????
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Naj 🕷️@najfcbOct 29
Anthony gordon lost his damn mind
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LFCJ 🫪@NOTLFCJ__Oct 26
Average Pep Guardiola sentence
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The year is 2076, and Lamine Yamal wins his 53rd Best Young Player of the Year Award.
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@clubfaistOct 25
i'm crying cuz he really does hate barca's guts JSJSJ
mba pei fc (@tchouaurelien) profile picturemba pei fc@tchouaurelienOct 25
kylian was literally made to play in real madrid bro he hates barça so fucking much
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Madrid Zone
@theMadridZoneOct 25
Most Clasico wins? REAL MADRID More UCL titles? REAL MADRID More La Liga titles? REAL MADRID More official Titles? REAL MADRID More cases in court and only team in Spain under investigation for paying ex-Vice President of Referees? FC BARCELONA
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@NoodleHairCR7Oct 25
Cucurella everytime Lamine Yamal tries to dribble past him
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THIS IS HOW YOU CLEAR A BALL @geraardmartin
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Gavin
@_Gavin06Oct 21
LUCAS HERNANDEZ DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE'S DONE FOR FOOTBALL TWITTER
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@madrid_total2Oct 21
El gol de Arda Güler y como le pide perdón a Mbappé. 😂🤍☝🏻
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@footyhanOct 20
Barca fans using the excuse “we’re resting for madrid” You don’t need any rest to beat us we’re fucking shit 😭😭😭
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@mbafraaudeOct 20
El único equipo del mundo que puede parar a este súper PSG es el Real Madrid una tarde/noche de Abril, con la primavera recién entrada, lluvia en la capital de España, con 3 titulares mínimo lesionados, Courtois parando 17 tiros a puerta, el Bernabéu en ese mood que solo está una vez al año y las puertas del manicomio totalmente abiertas. Y eso lo sabe hasta el más antimadridista.
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Sage (@Sage_FCB) profile pictureSage
@Sage_FCBOct 20
🚨 Raphinha on pushing Ferran Torres after the final whistle against PSG: 🗣️ “I wasn’t there to make friends with anyone. We didn’t even speak properly before he decided to leave Barcelona, so I don’t know why he would come back and expect me to act like everything is normal between us. When he came over to us, he had a smirk on his face. Maybe he thought it was funny, maybe he thought he had moved to a better team. I don’t know, but I wasn’t in the mood for that. Pedri can joke with him, Lamine can joke with him. That’s their business. But don’t expect me to do the same, especially after the game we just played. I’m still angry about our performance. We have a lot to improve, and I’m not going to stand there smiling and joking around when I’m disappointed with what happened on the pitch. People can interpret it however they want, but I’m a competitor. I don’t take these games lightly, and when I’m frustrated, I’m not going to pretend I’m happy just because someone expects me to.”
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This quote is fabricated. @Sage_FCB posts satire and fictional quotes per its bio; Raphinha's real post-match comments after the PSG match addressed only the team's performance and competitiveness. skysports.com/football/news/… mundodeportivo.com/futbol/fc-barc…
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𝐌𝐬𝐧_𝐒𝐢𝐬🦅🇹🇷 (@Msn_sis0) profile picture𝐌𝐬𝐧_𝐒𝐢𝐬🦅🇹🇷
@Msn_sis0Sep 8
Pedri pas nominé c’est un SCANDALE. Fabian Ruiz 10 match dans la saison est devant le vol de malade
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Madrid Xtra
@MadridXtraSep 8
🚨 José Mourinho: “I don’t want to play well and lose, like vs Betis. I prefer playing badly and winning.”
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Madrid Xtra (@MadridXtra) profile pictureMadrid Xtra
@MadridXtraSep 8
🚨⚪️ 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋 𝐌𝐀𝐃𝐑𝐈𝐃 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋 𝐗𝐈.
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