Naley🧚🏽♀️ retweeted
深夜、会社の緊急連絡システムから通知が届いた。
「大雨による河川氾濫の危険があります。全社員は現在の状況を報告してください」
眠気で頭が回らなかった新人の佐藤は、布団の中で適当に画面を操作し、そのまま眠ってしまった。
翌朝、スマホを見ると課長から着信が7件。
さらに人事部からもメールが届いていた。
嫌な予感がして、昨夜の回答履歴を開いた。
そこには、
「本人：避難済み」
「家族：行方不明」
「自宅：全壊」
と記録されていた。
佐藤は飛び起きた。
実際には、家族全員が自宅で寝ていて、家にも何の被害もなかった。
慌てて課長に電話した。
「課長！すみません！寝ぼけて間違った回答を送ってしまいました！」
怒られると思っていた。
しかし課長は、電話の向こうで大きく息を吐いてから言った。
「お前の家族が行方不明だと聞いて、朝から心配してたんだぞ」
「本当に申し訳ありません……」
すると課長は笑いながら続けた。
「でも、家族が無事でよかった。次からは寝ぼけた状態で会社のシステムを操作するなよ」
その日の午後、課長は人事部に改善案を提出した。
翌月、緊急連絡システムが更新された。
回答を送信する前に、家族や自宅の被害状況をもう一度確認する画面が追加され、誤操作を防ぐ仕組みも導入された。
さらに、回答内容に異常がある場合は、本人へ自動確認の通知が届くようになった。
後日、佐藤が課長に尋ねた。
「僕のせいで、こんなにシステムが変わったんですか？」
Naley🧚🏽♀️ retweeted
A man inherited a beautiful house from his late uncle.
He was excited and immediately moved in.
While cleaning the bedroom, he discovered a small envelope hidden under the mattress.
It contained a letter that read:
"Dear nephew, if you're reading this, congratulations......
Naley🧚🏽♀️ retweeted
A new employee joined our department three months ago. He was a practicing Muslim, and nobody had a problem with his religion. We respected his prayer breaks, accommodated his dietary requirements during office events, and even adjusted meeting schedules when possible. But last Tuesday, things got uncomfortable during a team lunch. One of my colleagues ordered a glass of wine, and he immediately said, “You people should stop drinking. It’s forbidden, and you’re destroying your lives.” Another colleague laughed nervously and replied, “We respect your beliefs, but you can’t decide what everyone else drinks.” He became defensive. “I’m only telling you what is right. If you respected religion, you would understand.” The conversation escalated when he started telling another employee that her clothing was inappropriate and that she should dress more modestly. She finally put down her fork and said, “I come here to do my job, not to be judged by your religious standards.”
A man inherited a beautiful house from his late uncle.
He was excited and immediately moved in.
While cleaning the bedroom, he discovered a small envelope hidden under the mattress.
It contained a letter that read:
"Dear nephew, if you're reading this, congratulations......
house is yours. But there's one thing you need to know..."
He quickly opened the second page.
It said:
"Your aunt thinks she inherited it too. She's been living in the basement for the last 15 years. Please don't tell her I left you the house."
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Naley🧚🏽♀️ retweeted
I went to the mall on Saturday afternoon to buy a few things before heading home. Everything was normal until I noticed a man wearing a black hoodie standing near the supermarket entrance.
I didn't think much of it until I saw him again near the cosmetics section. When I moved to another floor, he appeared there too.
I started feeling uncomfortable, especially because he wasn't shopping. He was just standing around, watching people.
I decided to enter a clothing store and wait for him to leave.
But when I came out, he was standing directly outside the entrance, holding a shopping bag with my name written on it.
ME: Please take me to this address.
DRIVER: Are you sure that's where you're going?
ME: Yes. Is there a problem?
DRIVER: Madam, can you please give me another address?
ME: Why? I already paid for the trip.
DRIVER: I know this house. I used to take a woman there every Friday night.
ME: And?
DRIVER: Last week, I dropped her there, but she never came out.
ME: Maybe she lives there.
DRIVER: Madam, that woman was your husband.
I froze.
ME: What did you just say?
Naley🧚🏽♀️ retweeted
Her: Baby, thank you for making my birthday special. I honestly had the best night ever. ❤️
Him: I'm glad you enjoyed it.
Her: So when are we going shopping? You promised we'd go this weekend. 😂
Him: I need to be honest with you. I won't be going shopping.
Her: What? Why?
Him: Because yesterday I spent $500 on your birthday. I booked the hotel, paid for dinner, bought your perfume, and arranged the surprise cake. Your friends arrived, ate, drank, and left without even thanking me.
Her: They were my guests. You knew that.
Naley🧚🏽♀️ retweeted
A woman received a wedding invitation from her ex-boyfriend.
She was surprised because they hadn't spoken in five years.
Out of curiosity, she attended the wedding.
When she arrived, the groom saw her and immediately started sweating.
A woman received a wedding invitation from her ex-boyfriend.
She was surprised because they hadn't spoken in five years.
Out of curiosity, she attended the wedding.
When she arrived, the groom saw her and immediately started sweating.
She smiled and said, "Congratulations! I came to wish you happiness."
He nervously replied, "Thank you. But why did you come?"
She looked at him and said, "Because you invited me."
He checked the invitation and realised he'd accidentally sent it to her instead of his cousin.
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Naley🧚🏽♀️ retweeted
For three years, a man waited at the same bus stop every evening.
He never boarded a bus.
He simply sat there holding a small paper bag.
One rainy evening, I finally asked him why he came there every day.
He smiled and said, “I’m waiting for someone who promised to return.”
I felt sorry for him.
The following evening, I brought him an umbrella.
He thanked me and showed me a photograph of a young woman.
He explained that she had given him the photograph before leaving for another country.
“She promised we’d meet here again after five years,” he said.
I asked how long he had been waiting.
Naley🧚🏽♀️ retweeted
My husband called me yesterday and said, "Baby, I'm at work. Can you check my phone? I think someone is trying to hack my WhatsApp."
I opened his WhatsApp and noticed a conversation with a woman saved as "Electricity Company."
I opened it and found messages like, "I miss...
My husband called me yesterday and said, "Baby, I'm at work. Can you check my phone? I think someone is trying to hack my WhatsApp."
I opened his WhatsApp and noticed a conversation with a woman saved as "Electricity Company."
I opened it and found messages like, "I miss...
"I miss your kisses," "When are we meeting again?" and "I can't wait to see you tonight."
I immediately called him and asked, "Since when did the electricity company start sending love messages?"
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Naley🧚🏽♀️ retweeted
同じ部署に、2年間ずっとオンライン会議でカメラをオフにしている同僚がいる。
誰も彼の顔を見たことがない。
プロフィール写真は、なぜか富士山の写真だった。
先週、社長が突然チームの会議に参加し、こう言った。
「今日は全員、カメラをオンにして話しましょう」
11人の顔が画面に並んだ。
そして、最後まで富士山だけが残っていた。
社長「そこの山の人も、カメラをつけてもらえる？」
同僚「すみません。ぜひそうしたいのですが、私のパソコンにはカメラが付いていません」
社長「え？ 2年間ずっと？」
同僚「はい。最初からありませんでした」