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Marginalized clown

California, USA
Joined January 2016
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Box fan pirate
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Their chicken caesar wrap is okay
This is a very annoying LA tweet, but it will never not be funny to me that Christopher Nolan regularly eats at Birds
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Balogun is only playing for us because of birthright citizenship btw, and he might be the best striker we've ever had
Donald Trump thanks FIFA for reversing the one-game red-card ban of USA striker Folarin Balogun: “Thank you to FIFA for doing what was right, and reversing a great injustice!”
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Woah Vicky
If aliens requested a meeting with a sole individual to represent the human race, whom should we send?
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This is specifically for American strip mall or arena church Christians who are all going to hell anyway. Might as well let them have their fun with their jingling keys
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terrible. 20 yrs ago, the internet was full of hobbyist blogs and forums. over time, these have been replaced by paywalled substacks and private discord channels, each a walled garden. google's decision to prioritize AI just makes it less likely ppl will create free, public info
Google announces it will now prioritize AI-generated answers in search results over human-written website articles • Search will be centered around a reimagined ‘intelligent search box’ • Starts next Tuesday (via @TechCrunch)
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Not reposting and keeping the empty template up is very funny
Five-time NBA All-Star John Wall has become the president of basketball operations at Howard University, returning to Washington, D.C. to partner with the top-ranked HBCU in the country, school officials tell ESPN.
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Ordering a burger at the Terminal A Burger King in a few years
Before and after the planned changes coming to MCO @MCO
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JUST IN: 🇺🇸 YouTuber Jake Paul says "if you don't like ICE then you can't call 911 when you're in trouble."
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Elong Muᛋᛋk is the single greatest government welfare recipient in the history of the United States. Not single moms not women with 12 kids. Not crack addicts. The U.S. government gives this South African immigrant billions in subsidies and tax breaks each year then he defrauds
We are witnessing the largest under reaction to bad corporate news ever. After that call, if you are still holding then you are in for a world of pain. Bookmark this.
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It will be really funny if the new TikTok US owners fully fumble the app and make their investment worthless when everyone just goes to Reels instead
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MLB for sure needs a salary cap but I'm not going to complain
BREAKING: Star outfielder Kyle Tucker and the Los Angeles Dodgers are in agreement on a free agent contract, sources tell ESPN.
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lo he hecho bien?
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It would be funny if so many voting-age morons didn't agree with him
This is fucking off the charts insane
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They probably already have a Giants sticker on their cars
Beast mode. They should also mandate that super speeders have to put some kind of humiliating decal on their vehicles.
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They chose the worst possible season to make this trip. Real fans
these two fans traveled 8,000 miles from South Korea for tonight’s game 💙💛
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Which one is Chris Rock
The world you grew up in no longer exists
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They are the ones making them. The dorks who pay to use the app
Twitter/X has limited Grok’s generative image editing to xAI subscribers in light of the bot being abused for non-consensual NSFW deepfakes.
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