Your body my choice say men who have so little hope of getting consensual sex they have to resort to inflatable sheep.
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Your gentle reminder that not one shred of evidence exists to support any notion that any of this is remotely serious or that in the grand scheme of things you matter one iota. In 100 years you will all be dead. We may as well have a good time then. Someone pour me a drink.
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Wonderful to see Dame Nellie the Effluent awarded at last for services to water company profits.
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Twitter is just all the conversations in the pub. For You and Following are the tap room and main bar.
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Well that’s pretty good going. I told the MAGAs to fuck off and they did but I only had 7. I must be a Trump hostile environment .
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Community note: The photograph depicts Gary Barlow is cutting his son’s umbilical cord while properly attired for such an occasion following advice from @dieworkwear .
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nary-a-clue retweeted
We protected 200,000 Ukrainians in the space of 2 years.
30,000 people is a speck. It's emminently manageable if we didn't leave it to the chaos of the smugglers but set up visa facilities like we did for Ukraine.
Not doing that keeps Simon and his clicker-counter busy though🤷♀️
Another Madness reunion at Finsbury Park?
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