good ghost. no punch.

London, England
Joined March 2014
the bug is obvious, my name isn't "Rahul"
If you’re a software engineer and can’t spot the bug here, you’re cooked.
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ill handle your outsides if you handle my insides
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Read a sign that said "Alive and Kickorino" and I was like hm that's quite inspired actually and then realized I misread it and it actually just said the normal thing
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I misread a post and made an inflammatory qt in response which made ppl so mad they started charging up the death laser
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it's been an honor 🫡
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cats are voracious hunters this maneuver is called "bunny kicking" and it's specifically for disemboweling prey humans want everything to be human so badly
the cat is literally doing the cute aggression thing
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Bunny kicking is a normal multi-purpose behavior in cats for play, defense and simulating hunting, not specifically for disemboweling prey; domestic cats commonly direct it at toys or objects. petmd.com/cat/behavior/w… cats.com/why-do-cats-bu… articles.hepper.com/why-do-cats-bu…
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I got up this morning and played some music and cried a lot and then changed my life direction
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now I'm eating strawberries
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noticing what you want can be really painful when you haven't noticed for a long time
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sorry I cant hang out I have to go home immediately and consume 5500kcal of m&s pasta bake
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i just checked and against all odds my childlike innocence remains fully intact remarkable, terrifying
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yaaay
I bought an incredibly bright bulb for my room, it's almost twice as bright as the previous "incredibly bright bulb" I bought originally my retinas are so excited to get blinded with whiteness
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so like, Sol is dumber than Opus right? what about Sonnet? I don't like talking to my assistant anymore since I swapped their brain out :c
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finally, a spam email that understands my pain
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then why did god make them so feedable?
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checked out a hyper-nerdy games-workshop-esque miniatures shop and found several pretty real-life women in there..??
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how does ai relate to us? I guess it relates to us the same way we relates to dogs ..except if dogs somehow created us to look after them
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maybe in some sense they did
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job contract ends in two weeks I'm buying a few thousand pounds worth of equipment and taking a few months off to play with it because what's even the point if I don't get to enjoy my life
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