Sheepdog Frank

Podcasters Jennifer Welch and Angie Sullivan can't stop laughing at the thought of digging up Charlie Kirk's corpse and "doing it" again to him. After laughing for 30 seconds straight, the women falsely claimed that Tyler Robinson was a 'MAGA person.' They will celebrate your death, laugh uncontrollably, and still be fully convinced they're the "good guys."

Carville having a normal one … comparing Haley Stevens to a used condom. I hope other women are paying attention, this is how Democrats treat you if you step out of line.

A 5-year-old called 911 in the middle of the night because there was a monster under his brother’s bed. So Nico grabbed his Nerf gun and called for backup. When the officer arrived, Nico described a black monster with big teeth making scratching noises. The officer crouched down and asked: “Should we call the SWAT team… or handle it ourselves?” Nico chose “me and you.” That’s when the officer casually revealed he was already on the SWAT team. Nico led the way down the hallway, Nerf gun ready. And there really WAS something creepy under the bed - a scary Halloween toy that had fallen underneath and was making noises. The officer didn’t laugh at him. He told Nico it looked scary enough to startle him too, removed the “monster,” and made sure everything was safe. Then he went back to his cruiser, returned with a SWAT challenge coin, and made Nico an honorary member of the team. His only advice for the next monster emergency? Wake Mom and Dad first. Somewhere tonight, one little boy is sleeping easier knowing he has SWAT backup. ~ Peach

Dak Prescott is making $60 million a year. Highest in the NFL. His efficiency is sitting around 15th. Dead average. The Cowboys just lost at home to the Cardinals and dropped to 3-5. When you eat that much of the payroll, you don’t get to point at the supporting cast. You’re paid to elevate it. You don’t hand out $240 million for another season of average play and post-loss excuses.

TWO BOYS KNOCKED AND ASKED INSTEAD OF TOUCHING HIS CAR!! Is this how you raise them, or would you have sent them home? Doorbell cam in the UK. Two boys walk up nervously and knock to ask the owner about the black Supra in his driveway. Instead of shooing them off, he takes them over, pops the hood and fires it up so they can hear it. According to the narration, they reminded him of how his own love of cars started. Kids hanging around your car usually means trouble. These two did it the right way: walked up, knocked, asked. And the owner met that respect with a memory those boys will have for the rest of their lives. That's two good decisions back to back, and it's rarer than it should be. If my boys ever see a car like that, I want them asking first just like these two did, and I hope they meet a guy like Alan. Manners open doors, and hoods.