Fargo transplant to Seattle. Beer/bourbon/video gaming lover. Part- time nacho enthusiast. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION IN THIS MATTER.

Seattle, WA
Joined March 2011
"Microsoft said on Monday it is offering voluntary buyouts to about 60,000 employees, or more than a quarter of its global workforce, as the technology giant looks to ​contain costs and help fund its massive AI investments."
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Once again, I ask you. Are we using AI for the betterment of society. The answer is right there in front of you.
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Had some discussions, as well as a quick interview, last week that makes me feel that things might turn around for me soon. I've learned to measure my expectations a lot recently and not get hopes up to much, but I feel like I'm at a turning point for better things.
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A bus driver was fired after her fart left a colleague needing to shower and wash her clothes to get rid of the smell The colleague said the stench was so bad that her partner thought she'd soiled herself
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There's a crossfit gym next to work, and on Sunday mornings, during my graveyard shift, they have group jogs. Its been extremely foggy in the mornings lately and the past two Sunday mornings, at 6 AM, as the jogs start, they all look like zombies running in the fog. – at Kingsgate, WA
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Sober October starts in a few hours! My body is absolutely ready for a break. – at Kingsgate, WA
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Kids today will never know this level of excitement
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Working graveyard shift during a full moon is always interesting. – at White Center, WA
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I've never been a fan of Carrot Top. But seeing the news that he is recovering from a suicide attempt breaks my heart, as well as brings back horrendous memories. I truly am so glad to read he's recovering. pagesix.com/2026/09/20/celeb… – at White Center, WA
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Thought I'd let the @Seahawks know that this lil guy, Purrrcey Harvey, is still alive and kicking! He may be a bit slower now, after spending a few years making hard tackles, but he still loves hanging out with me and watching the Seahawks!
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We just want to be able to afford rent and food.
President Trump signed an ‌executive order to rename Lake Ontario as “Lake America,” a change he said would take effect immediately. A White House aide said the order directs the Department of the Interior and Secretary Doug Burgum to make the change reut.rs/4xkRbnX
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– at White Center, WA
Make sure that you’re getting your daily protein because you’re gonna need it for the upcoming bounty drop
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Anyone else feel that this season so far of Star Trek Strange New Worlds has been..meh? – at Kingsgate, WA
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Jimothy must be protected at all cost!
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Also, for all the new followers, make sure to tune into our streams over on Twitch Monday - Friday, 9:30 am to 6 pm EST. We do monthly giveaways! Turn notifications on! Good night 💤
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Hey @DiGiorno I know times are tough and all but damn. If my pizza was delivered with the toppings looking like this, id ask for a refund.
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