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Arizona
Joined April 2023
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Getting some great ads on the @YouTube App #Youtube #Thanks
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The Slayer
Every now and then I will dive into the cespool that is instagram reels and find a gem like this
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Called out of work earlier today and felt like I needed to be turned into a paste #WagieMindSlave
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How I talked to the bouncer for the first time at the club
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It smells like upcorn in here
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Laotian, Nepali, Indonesian
陌lk bak谋艧ta bu 眉莽 ki艧iden hangisinin 脟inli oldu臒unu bulabilir misin?
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How it feels to crave connection and love in 2026 as a young male
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Fucking does this to a libturd
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The evil reptile government has been using spy satellites to secretly take aerial photos of my penis and are threatening to release them to the public
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Been awake for 22 hours award
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To be considered a good artist one must either have suffered the most intense emotional pain a human can experience or just simply be batshit insane with no filter
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young mongolian buddhist monk playing counter strike in the 2000s
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Are you out if your god damn mind
Opening Animation Commissions again! 馃帹 Info in replies馃憞
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The goyim have gone absolutely bananas
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This is what applications for jobs stocking shelves at the supermarket look like now
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Cheating on my IDF wife with Weird Al Yankovic
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