jordan | 26 | @jordanbutinsane

he/him
Joined November 2024
me when i find sombras used socks
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im a waste of electricity bruh wtf am i doing
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deadlock is so shit as they refuse to add actual matchmaking
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if u were the graves in my last game i pray that you take a shower
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hell yeah
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vinted sellers should be allowed to shoot 1 person a day when they lowball you
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still have 2 hours of work left and my stomach is in so much pain maybe i should’ve had food today before all this physical effort
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Jordan retweeted
Bye bye 25% of your voters
🚨Child rapists will be put to DEATH under Restore Britain.
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𝕕𝕒𝕕𝕕𝕪 𝕚𝕤 𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕪 𝕥𝕠 𝕞𝕒𝕜𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕙𝕠𝕝𝕖 𝕨𝕖𝕒𝕜 🖤🔪 New to #owtwt -ashe one trick -need a mercy that only pockets me -diamond 5 peak -white monster and beserk fiend 💉🩸
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this is my magnum opus
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mercy one tricks need to be deleted
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japanese and french people arguing is the funniest thing i’ve seen on this site and the japanese are getting cooked
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I WANNA PLAY WITH RABIES RONNIE 😡
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i ain’t ever used an airbnb but if they make me do chores i’m shitting in the sink
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why were you talking to 12 year olds
I asked 30 Japanese 12-year-olds one question. "What do you think of when you hear 'America'?" (My nephew's teacher let me visit his class. I was not prepared.) "Hamburgers the size of my head." "Everything is big. Even the milk." "Cowboys." Then a boy asked me, "Do cowboys still exist?" I said yes. The whole class cheered. "They went to the moon." I told them only Americans have ever walked on it. The room went completely silent. Respect. "The best baseball in the world. Even Ohtani had to go there." "Superheroes. They all live in New York." Then a quiet girl in the back raised her hand. "My grandma says when the tsunami came, American soldiers came to help her town. She still has a photo with them on her fridge." Nobody said anything for a while. Then the teacher asked, "Who wants to go to America someday?" Every hand went up. Including the teacher's.
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i know taobao loves to see me coming when i got a few quid to spend
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100% is called BUNNIE! and pockets their GM hitscan smurf
PWOBABWY NWATT
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i’ve never seen actual gameplay of stellar blade as it’s only used by chuds to talk about ‘western gaming is dead’
New #Overwatch x Stellar Blade Collaboration ⚔️ Details and dates are still unknown, but the event will likely arrive around the mid-season patch. What skins do you want to see? 💭
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moondrop space travels are some of the best earphones i’ve ever had but i’m eyeing the moondrop golden ages
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