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They tried to nail me to the cross for saying this…
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Ain’t no way in hell I’d marry someone with a list this extensive full of just “preferences” when they’re not the one cooking. This is absurd, I’m sorry lmao
*cracks knuckles*
A list of what my husband doesn't like & won't eat (either due to taste or texture preferences - he has no food allergies)
Seafood of all varieties
"Weird" meats or cuts of meat
Ham (bacon is fine, though)
Eggs cooked any way except scrambled
Onion (I can use onion powder or whole onion if it's cut VERY large so it can be easily identified and avoided while he's eating)
Tomato or any tomato-based products (except Ketchup)- so no tomato-based sauces
Any lettuce besides iceberg
Any green vegetable except raw cucumber
Cauliflower
Peppers
Carrots
Celery
Avocado
Mushrooms
Most fruits / berries. He'll eat mandarin oranges
No seeds / nuts
"Weird" breads (weird = anything not basic whitebread)
Only "basic" cheeses: cheddar, american, maybe a Monterrey or Colby if I sneak it in
Sour cream
Cream cheese
Pretty much any pasta except penne
Rice (except fried rice, but it can't have vegetables in it)
And I'm sure there are a bunch more things that I've forgotten because I've forgotten they exist.
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Corporate America jobs be like sorry you got laid off but don’t worry you can keep your health insurance coverage with COBRA for just $919/month
Bitch 😂 good luck to them
I think everyone is very sensitive to the “why do Americans do/do not do this” discourse in general which caused a big reaction
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Britney Spears’ ICONIC 2002 Super Bowl Pepsi commercial was literally a cultural MOMENT. 🥤🔥 👑
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Unfortunately the Zionist was correct here Eddie might be hating
Eddie Murphy Calls Out Jerry Seinfeld for Saying Bernie Mac Was the Best Comedian He’d Ever Seen And Couldn’t Believe He Put Him on Comedy’s Mount Rushmore
Jerry Seinfeld: “You’re going to object, but I am a huge fan of Bernie Mac. I love Bernie Mac.”
“I told you, I thought Bernie Mac was one of the funniest to me.”
Eddie Murphy: “No, no, no. You didn’t say ‘one of.’ You said you thought he was the best that you’d ever seen do it.”
“I said, I love Bernie, but the best? If you told anyone else that you thought he was the best, they would go, ‘Really?’”
“We were doing our comic Mount Rushmore. We were saying, which comedians would be on Mount Rushmore?”
“We were saying, like, Richard Pryor, Lenny Bruce… and then he goes, ‘Bernie Mac!’ And I’m like, what the fuck?”
“And I love Bernie, but on Mount Rushmore? That’s…”
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Were there limitations or was it just conservative Christian propaganda?
Jessica Biel Says ‘7th Heaven’ Reboot Will ‘Modernize’ the Show Now That TV Has ‘Less Limitations’: ‘We Were Very Careful About What Our Audience Wanted’ variety.com/2026/tv/news/jes…




































