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A CLEAR VIDEO FINALLY SHE LOOK GOODDD 😍
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So y’all finna bust out the electric slide at the next Coldplay concert? 😂
Jacob stands very corrected. Stream on Hulu!
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They tried to nail me to the cross for saying this…
If you don’t want a baby, act like it. We too old and have to be moving like babies are always oopsies. Stop having unprotected sex, stop having sex, get a vasectomy. You can’t control nothing but your seed. Once that makes a baby it’s out of your hands.
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Ain’t no way in hell I’d marry someone with a list this extensive full of just “preferences” when they’re not the one cooking. This is absurd, I’m sorry lmao
*cracks knuckles* A list of what my husband doesn't like & won't eat (either due to taste or texture preferences - he has no food allergies) Seafood of all varieties "Weird" meats or cuts of meat Ham (bacon is fine, though) Eggs cooked any way except scrambled Onion (I can use onion powder or whole onion if it's cut VERY large so it can be easily identified and avoided while he's eating) Tomato or any tomato-based products (except Ketchup)- so no tomato-based sauces Any lettuce besides iceberg Any green vegetable except raw cucumber Cauliflower Peppers Carrots Celery Avocado Mushrooms Most fruits / berries. He'll eat mandarin oranges No seeds / nuts "Weird" breads (weird = anything not basic whitebread) Only "basic" cheeses: cheddar, american, maybe a Monterrey or Colby if I sneak it in Sour cream Cream cheese Pretty much any pasta except penne Rice (except fried rice, but it can't have vegetables in it) And I'm sure there are a bunch more things that I've forgotten because I've forgotten they exist.
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i got out the house last night 🤎✨
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Corporate America jobs be like sorry you got laid off but don’t worry you can keep your health insurance coverage with COBRA for just $919/month
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He also sounds a lot like Johnny Gill sounds on the pre-chorus of “Rub you the right way”
Knowing that this was Christopher Williams Michael Jackson impression makes me SCREAM 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Bitch 😂 good luck to them
I just got a hilarious PayPal request from a company. They listed an item on their website. I purchased said item. They shipped this item. I’ve had it in my possession for a week. They’ve now sent an email saying they listed it for the wrong price & are requesting the difference
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I think everyone is very sensitive to the “why do Americans do/do not do this” discourse in general which caused a big reaction
Willfully ignorant because they haven't watched Soul Food
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I sure do wonder why they're using a teenager here!
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Idk I might have to stop way thing football. These America next ads are fuckin ridiculous
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Britney Spears’ ICONIC 2002 Super Bowl Pepsi commercial was literally a cultural MOMENT. 🥤🔥 👑
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Unfortunately the Zionist was correct here Eddie might be hating
Eddie Murphy Calls Out Jerry Seinfeld for Saying Bernie Mac Was the Best Comedian He’d Ever Seen And Couldn’t Believe He Put Him on Comedy’s Mount Rushmore Jerry Seinfeld: “You’re going to object, but I am a huge fan of Bernie Mac. I love Bernie Mac.” “I told you, I thought Bernie Mac was one of the funniest to me.” Eddie Murphy: “No, no, no. You didn’t say ‘one of.’ You said you thought he was the best that you’d ever seen do it.” “I said, I love Bernie, but the best? If you told anyone else that you thought he was the best, they would go, ‘Really?’” “We were doing our comic Mount Rushmore. We were saying, which comedians would be on Mount Rushmore?” “We were saying, like, Richard Pryor, Lenny Bruce… and then he goes, ‘Bernie Mac!’ And I’m like, what the fuck?” “And I love Bernie, but on Mount Rushmore? That’s…”
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wishing robust friendship networks for all women. it makes all the difference
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PUT YOUR BEFORE PHOTOS ON THE LEFT SIDE FUCK
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The word ‘Brother’ was repeated 5000 times in their brief conversation
Aaron Pierre and Mahershala Ali at CultureCon 2026. 📸: SlingShotMenace
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Unpopular opinion
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Not a single good reason is crazy lol just say you’re not a fan
Yeah hopefully she wasnt abused. Cannot believe people still let their children have sleepovers. It is so inappropriate and there is not a SINGLE good reason to have one.
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We’re out here just spreading misinformation… well NOT on my watch
Caitlin Clark has become the Highest-paid female athlete in 2026, making $12.4 million from endorsements and sponsorships. Her Indiana Fever salary was just $528,846.
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Were there limitations or was it just conservative Christian propaganda?
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