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I eat food in bed. I like to think. Sometimes I write jokes.

Seattle
Joined October 2014
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Me trying to swipe their nose like a credit card #wap
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Watching RPDR season 3 for the first time and can I just say I LOVE @AlexisMateo79 – at Seattle, WA
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Guess who’s having soupeeee for dinner – at Seattle, WA
Offset reacts to @iamcardib's #GRAMMYs performance
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I thank god im a black girl so I don’t have to pretend to be one lol
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What Black Queers have dealt with since January 1st: Kevin Hart and Ellen 2 Black gay men dead at Ed Bucks Transgender murders Jussie Smollett attacked Damon Waynes Junior apology for faggot use Jess Hilarious using faggot on top of all the things we face for being Black
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THERE’S A SPECIAL PLACE IN HELL FOR ANYONE WHO DIDN’T TELL ME THAT ANGELA BASSET AND LADY GAGA MAKE OUT IN AHS HOTEL!!!! – at Anyang-si, Republic of Korea
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I'm celebrating #blackhistorymonth with two of my favourite black cartoon characters on TV right now, Craig from Craig of the Creek and Garnet from Steven Universe - she's black-coded but she still counts 😝
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When yt ppl realize it’s black history month.
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Hey @Beyonce can you start an affordable vegan subscription box like @HelloFresh or something? I’d go vegan for a beehive box in a heart beat.
Everything I know I’ve learned from Terrace House.
NEW 🎨🎨🎨 ALERT This week we got the hilarious @neesuhb to talk about Ja Rule’s Series of Unfortunate Fyre Events and Japanese reality TV sensation “Terrace House.” Go check out that fuego
A yo @netflix I watched that fyre festival doc! That shit was wild but on the real tho can someone give those ppl in the Bahamas some money cuz damn that looked like slavery to me 🧐🤷🏾‍♀️
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Mars and Saturn got me fxcked up 😤#wutsgoodmercuryinretrograde
this cardi song is for every girl thats rode the train at night in old navy pajama pants to see who's at their mans crib or jump a chick or both.
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Seattle! Two weeks from today, Minority Retort heads to @CentralCinema powered by some of the NW’s funniest comedians @dry_julia @neerandloathing @tophermejia @neesuhb @Kendale_Hamlett @El_SanchoVilla & @wilfredpadua ! Don’t miss it... Tix @ public.ticketbiscuit.com/Cen…
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WHO DID THIS??!!!😩🤣 I did. The SpongeBob SquarePants Anime OP 2 is here baby.
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I had a dream last night that I was driving around Keanu Reeves while I watched him lip sync to k pop in the backseat.
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CW: We are not the same person. . . . End your weekend right with the PNW’s melanin goddesses of… instagram.com/p/Bev3ZyqByNC/
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Go ahead demonize me! I’m proud that I squeeze my teethpaste from the top of the tube!
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