Exiled Scot. Supporter of Scottish independence. Runner. Football fan. Groundhopper. Will tweet about all of the above, and a load of other nonsense too.

Cheltenham
Joined November 2010
5k result has been updated/corrected. 1 mile - 8:55 (30/8/24) 5k - 31:35 (31/8/24) parkrun - 30:29 (7/1/24) 5 miles - 49:33 (21/1/24) 10k - 1:03:52 (29/5/22) 10 miles - 1:49:59 (30/1/22) Half - 2:36:13 (1/9/24) Marathon - 6:09:20 (1/10/23)
Another update needed! 5k added, separate parkrun entry, and half updated. 1 mile - 8:55 (30/8/24) 5k - 32:00 (31/8/24) parkrun - 30:29 (7/1/24) 5 miles - 49:33 (21/1/24) 10k - 1:03:52 (29/5/22) 10 miles - 1:49:59 (30/1/22) Half - 2:36:13 (1/9/24) Marathon - 6:09:20 (1/10/23)
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Not sure we did enough to win that but certainly deserved to take something. Horrific refereeing ruined the match and handed Salford 3 points. One of the worst officials I've seen at WR, and by God I've seen some bad ones. #ctfc
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Really positive though that we played so well despite the threadbare squad. January can't come soon enough to get some reinforcements in. Broom in particular was outstanding. Shipley, though, I've no Idea what we see in him. #ctfc
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Here we go again... Live '25 was epic. Fingers crossed for tickets!
“START THE CELEBRATIONS!!!! After a period of reflection “The Most Damaging Pop Cultural Force In Recent British History” has declared itself fit for purpose and will once again return to lift the spirits of the people. Come witness the fitness. It shall be a sight to behold.” Oasis will tour the UK, mainland Europe, USA and Ireland in 2027! For your chance to buy tickets you must register by 17th Sept, 4pm BST. 👉oasis.hq.fan/registration There will be no general onsale. 🚩Please note that mailing list members are still required to register. #OasisLive27
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Dave Nelson retweeted
Etihad Stadium, Manchester - right now!
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😂😂😂😂😂 (Disclaimer - Fully aware Rangers are shite & will likely go out on Tuesday, but that doesn't stop this being hilarious)
⏰| 𝑼𝑬𝑭𝑨 𝑪𝒉𝒂𝒎𝒑𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒔 𝑳𝒆𝒂𝒈𝒖𝒆: 𝑭𝒖𝒍𝒍 𝑻𝒊𝒎𝒆 What a game in Austria and it's a huge blow for Celtic, out of the UEFA Champions League! Martin O'Neill's side were 4-0 up on aggregate but LASK hit five without reply and the Europa League for Celtic this season.
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Welcome, Sébastien ✍️ Sébastien Pocognoli is your new Scotland Men’s National Team Head Coach.
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I used to like you Callum... #ctfc Early doors yet but so far it's new season, same old shite at Rangers. Oh well.
Sensational counter from Hibs, as Callum Wright slots the ball into the far corner, LET'S GOOOOOOO! 🔵 1-2 🥬 | 90+3’ | #WHPREM
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As a Rangers fan as well as #ctfc, I have a deep distrust of anything that fraud Martin says or does. I do, however, have full faith in Cotts!
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Nope, that's awful. Reminds me of this from the 90s.
Our away look for 26/27! 🔥 🛒 shorturl.at/18XbV #ctfc♦️
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250th @parkrunUK volunteering milestone this morning at @cheltjnrparkrun. 10k run this afternoon. Sunday is the day of rest apparently... 🤷
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Dave Nelson retweeted
Broom RB, Tomkinson and Nurse CB, Tomlinson LB, usual 4-3-3 #ctfc
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Underwhelmed. Especially at £60. Hopefully get some decent training gear. #ctfc
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Absolutely 100% spot on. Decades of mismanagement by @ScottishFA & @spfl, and underfunding by @scotgov. The only thing stopping us being on a similar level to Norway or the Scandinavian countries is ourselves. Wholesale change is long overdue.
"They are letting down this country on a massive scale" @IanWright0 looks at Scotland's football vision and future moving forward... 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🎙️ @markpougatch
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That was an absolute masterclass in shooting yourself in the foot.
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Right, anyone in #Cheltenham who wants to watch Scotland get battered by Brazil, get down to Yates' so they stay open!
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1-0 to the referee...
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Absolute stonewall penalty. Ref is horrific.
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I get to watch @ScotlandNT in a #FIFAWorldCup today. I was beginning to doubt I'd ever be able to say that! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🍺🇺🇸
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