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minor setback. major funding.
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the flowers were maybe a little excessive. at least, that was what charlie had convinced himself of somewhere between the florist and the flat, though the expensive arrangement of roses in his hand suggested otherwise. a quick glance down at his reflection in the darkened —
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glass beside the door was enough to prompt a small adjustment of his collar before his knuckles rapped against the wood. the bouquet shifted in his grip, his other hand slipping into his pocket as he waited.
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guess i'm coming over.
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trust me, babe. you're there.
i don’t think one ever gets there. i think i’ll always want to keep becoming better to you.
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and you've got it in your mind that you're the best girlfriend?
i promise, as long as i’m with you, i’m happy. you put your arms around me and i’m home.
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love... you make me so happy. more than i know what to do with half the time. why do you think i always want to buy you things or take your somewhere? i've never felt this way about anyone.
i like to do those things for you. remember how you like your coffee, the way you want your pillows fluffed, read to you the poetry i like and just tell you how beautiful you are whenever i think it, which is all the time. you make me really, really happy. over the moon—
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you're already the best girlfriend possible. you understand that nobody's ever done half the shit you do for me. and i'm not even talking about the things you do because you read some article. it's everything you do. even the little things. you're the best girlfriend because —
i’m a bit of an overachiever, in case you haven’t noticed. i just… want to be the best girlfriend possible. surprise you, make you feel wanted, excited, cared for… like a strong man, or whatever that article said. bum. that’s.. that’s a hilarious word. my bum.
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you're my girlfriend and i'm getting the clear idea that's exactly what you were always meant to be.
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i should definitely come over.
i’m not sure you’re drawing the right conclusions here.
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you're already good at this. you know that, right? you don't need to do things you see on pinterest. not that i'm complaining. give me photos of your bum everywhere.
i… saw on tiktok that that was a thing that girlfriend did. i’m getting really good at this, huh?
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so, i should come over.
if you wanna get technical, the issue was that i knew that upon kissing you, or any contact really, i would be.
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now i'm never going to stop wanting to open my wallet.
what’s the correlation? i just left you a little souvenir to keep you company when you miss me.
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thought the problem was that you were already turned on?
don’t turn me on, i’m trying be good. but also, don’t stop.
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thought you were trying to get me to spend less money.
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only one way to find out.
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it's going to take a lot for that to not directly to my head.
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like what?
who are you telling. i wasn’t always like this, you know?
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yeah, well, it's maybe a little less effective when it comes to you or cumming in you.
who are you trying to fool here? i’m the one you cum inside of.
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you're talking to the pull out champ.
because, i should behave when im ovulating. but if i miss you, i’m gonna ride you until you’re shooting blanks and i can’t even count on you to restrain me!
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i'm not following.
see? that’s why i’m worried about me, and not you.
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